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Death by - 5/29/2007 6:42:55 AM

Housemaster96

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Three men Andrew, Brian and Charles, went out on an expedition but became totally lost. After a few days they came across a farm house. Knocking on the old door a man appears to see who is there.
"We are totally lost and starving, can you help us" said Andrew.
"You can come in and stay the night and I will show you the way in the morning. But you must all promise me one thing" said the farmer.
They all agree no matter what it is.
The farmer tells them he has a pretty daughter who is the envy of every man but if they so much as touch her they are dead meat. the three agree and enter.
At meal times the girl appears and is drop dead gorgeous even in tjhe old rags she wears.
That night they are shown to the attic and told not to enter the door on the right because this is his daughters room. Nodding they enter the room adn make themselves comfortable for the night. Around mid-night they are talking about the girl still and how the three of them could easily over power the farmer and have their way with the girl. So they dress and eventually enter her room. As soon as they do they are deafened by a load siren adn lights go on so bright they are blinded. Before they are aware the farmer is behind them with a gun.
He tells the men to line up and asks Andrew what he does for a living. "I am a Butcher" he replies. So the girl steps forward wiyth an axe and chops his manhood off. Writhing in agony the girl lifts her skirt to show him her pussy in recognition of what he was after. The farmer then asks brian what his occupation is adn he replies "Chef". So the girl takes his manhood out and cuts it off. As he is lying in agony on the floor she lifts her skirt to show him her pussy and what he was after. lastly, he ask Charles who has a huge grin on his face. "Can I ask to see your daughters pussy before I am to die" He asks. The girl steps forward and seeing his bravery strips naked for him and open her self for his gaze. "What profession are you in my man" asks the farmer. "I see ice cream sir so she had best suck my cock right off"!