LadyAngelika -> RE: needs help (5/22/2005 11:22:07 PM)
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ORIGINAL: GddssBella <snickering> My first visual was Angelika carefully tiptoeing around, floppy hunter hat & shotgun battling for dominance of direction, saying all that in French though. Quickly followed by her bagging her prey and doing the happy hunter dance over the prone subbie. Just afterwards, Angelika triumphantly carts the paralyzed victim happily off to whatever appropriate lair. Of course, there's many signs scattered throughout the forest proclaming "Slave Season Now Open". <curtsies & blows LadyA a kiss> That was hilarious! But you had to picture me in a floppy hunter hat & shotgun AND 4"heels & a corset! Actually, no floppy hunter hats... I wouldn't want to ruin my doo. And no shotgun neither... more like a bullwhip ;) <blows a kiss back to Bella> quote:
ORIGINAL: GddssBella I'm a bit less subtle... Go up to the subbie, tell him "Me domme, you slave.", bonk the guy over the head with an oak paddle and go get your groove on. If a crowd forms? Charge admission, sell t-shirts, nachos with zesty cheese sauce. Make sure to invite the media too. If you're really good? They'll hold up ratings cards like at Olypmic events. I'm still shooting for perfect 10's myself.... Man! I'm picturing you like some Cavewoman now! Too funny! - LA
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