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Murder At Safway - 5/31/2007 1:57:11 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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i saw this joke on another forum:
 
Murder at Safeway

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a
young husband decides to solve both problems by taking out a large
insurance policy on his wife, with himself as beneficiary, and
arranging
to have her killed. A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a
notorious underworld figure that went by the name of "Artie." Artie
explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse
was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but he
wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's
insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid something up front. The
man opened up his wallet, displaying a single dollar bill that rested
inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept
the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife into the
local Safeway grocery store. There he surprised her in the produce
department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the
poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor,
the manager of the produce department stumbled onto the scene.

Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no
choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. Unknown to Artie,
the entire proceedings were captured by hidden cameras and observed by
the store's security guard, who immediately called the police.

Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the
store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie
revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the
happless husband. And that is why the next day in the newspaper, the
headlines declared:

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"Artie Chokes Two for a Dollar at Safeway."


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RE: Murder At Safway - 5/31/2007 8:10:47 PM   
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ok, so it wasn't that funny

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RE: Murder At Safway - 6/1/2007 6:56:19 PM   
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FWIW, I LAMO the 1st time I heard it

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RE: Murder At Safway - 6/2/2007 9:39:00 AM   
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Well this WAS My first time hearing it and I thought it was funny enough for at least a chuckle.

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RE: Murder At Safway - 6/2/2007 9:56:58 AM   
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i'm happy someone thought it was funny



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RE: Murder At Safway - 6/5/2007 2:21:26 AM   
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lmfao thats is funny ineed to read that and the people i red it to like it to six thumbs up   

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RE: Murder At Safway - 6/5/2007 2:32:35 PM   
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LOL I thought it was funny, read it to my mom who rolled her eyes and giggled, so it wasnt to bad :) thanks for shareing these always brighten my days!!

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RE: Murder At Safway - 6/5/2007 2:34:15 PM   
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i love sharing jokes




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RE: Murder At Safway - 6/8/2007 5:38:03 AM   
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i love jokes like that . i torture my kids with them.

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