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Losing Weight
Once there was this man who was extremely over-weight. So he went to an exercise center. When he walked in he headed straight for a desk near the far right corner of the room. Next to the desk was a door. On the door was a sign that said "LEVEL 5 ONLY". So at the desk was a woman who was broomstick-thin. He told her he wanted to start losing weight right away. She told him to come to the center at 8:30 the next morning. If after the first time you don't like it you can quit the program any time and get half your money back.
So when he came to the center he saw a blond woman standing in the door-way. "If you can catch me you can have me", she said. And with that she took off running. The over-weight man ran after her. He ran for 45 minutes. Then he fell over in exhaustion. He lost 10lbs that day. He decided he was ready for the next level.
So again the next day he came at 8:30. There was a red-haired woman standing in the door-way. "If you can catch me you can have me", and with that she took off running. He chased her for a full hour. Then he fell over in exhaustion. He had lost 15lbs. He decided to come back the next morning.
The next morning he showed up at 8:30 like the past 2 days. There in the door-way was a tall brunette. They went through the same process that the man had the past 2 days. The only change was that the man chased her 1 hour and 30 minutes, and he lost 25lbs. He decided that he sshould skip the 4th level and move right onto the 5th. so when he told the woman at the desk he wanted to skip level 4 and move on to level 5 she said in a high nasial voice "okay tomorrow please show up at 7:30 and be ready to lose alot of weight. oh and yes please go into that door (pionting to the door next to her) and wait for your instructor.
The next morning he showed up at 7:30 and walked right through the door. He sat down on a box and waited 5 or 10 minutes for the instructor to come. In about 10 minutes the instructor stepped into the room. The instructors name was Mr. Gallant. He was an obviously gay man the now only slightly over-weight man could tell by the way Mr. Gallant was checking him out.
Mr. Gallant then said "this is the final stage of the program." Then he said in a low slightly strange vioce, "If I can catch you I can have you." And boy that over-weight man can sure run fast when he wants to!
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