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Wife's Poem To Her Work-A-Holic Husband - 5/31/2007 5:22:12 PM

TotalDevotion2U

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Wife's Poem To Her Work-A-Holic Husband

Oh Husband, Dear Husband, I tremble with fear.
You've been on overtime almost a year,
And since you are gone, till way late at night
A good piece of ass seems way out of sight.

O Husband, Dear Husband, Please don't be a fool,
Working this overtime is wasting your tool.
For better it is, to be poor all your life,
Than to bring a soft peter home to your wife.

I used to be happy as your little queen,
But now every night you're no where to be seen
You come home from work just able to creep,
I feel like screwing, but you want to sleep.

Each evening, Dear Husband, you crawl into bed,
Your intentions are good but your peter is dead.
I play with your pecker all wrinkled and dry,
I get so damn mad, I could lay down and cry.

I have pleaded with you dear, with tears in my eyes,
I've played with your balls, but your pecker wont rise,
So I'll find me a man who works eight hours a day,
And while you're on O.T., we'll proceed to make hay.

For in this whole world, there is only one sin,
For which there is no pardon, and never has been,
And that is a man who's so foolish and mean,
That he gives up his fucking to run a machine.

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RE: Wife's Poem To Her Work-A-Holic Husband - 5/31/2007 5:31:51 PM

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I do enjoy your poem. I feel that one’s relationship with someone special should be more important than a job. Sometimes over-time cannot be help, but it should happen rarely.

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RE: Wife's Poem To Her Work-A-Holic Husband - 5/31/2007 5:39:04 PM

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I take it the husband is not working overtime because the family needs the money.

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RE: Wife's Poem To Her Work-A-Holic Husband - 6/1/2007 2:29:28 AM

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A Retort

When I worked nine to five
and came home quite Randy,
You'd aranged to have dinner
With Peter and Mandy

Or there'd be something to fix
and kids to be fed
And we'd both be exhausted
By the time we hit bed

You see I found a way
to make Overtime nicer
I've been pushing my pecker
in the new pickle slicer

But now I've been fired,
I'll be straight home to you
And don't worry 'bout the slicer
She got fired too.

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RE: Wife's Poem To Her Work-A-Holic Husband - 6/1/2007 3:08:47 PM

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I think sometimes that we need to look at our family, our jobs and the physical things that we owned. We need to decide what is most important in our lives. Are there things in our lives that we can live without them? Sometimes I had to make hard decisions in my own life as to what to do. I know that sometimes there is financial hardship in a person’s life. When I want to buy something, is it a need or a want?

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