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whisperedsighs -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 1:14:07 PM)

[sm=ofcourse.gif]   LOL HarleyKitty!




Indemnis -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 1:25:20 PM)

They say:  "I'll talk to your Dom, sure!  I just want to be friends, really."
They mean: "I am SO in there when she dumps him."




IEvolve -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 1:44:03 PM)

He says: Of course I'm listening to you.
He means: Stop talking and get naked.

He says: That sounds great to me.
He means: Hurry up and get naked.

He says: I know where we are.  We're not stopping for directions.
He means: I'm in too big a hurry to get home and you get naked.




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 1:55:24 PM)

*giggles*
Glad you all liked that one ....




windchymes -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/1/2007 2:46:21 PM)

They say:  I'm NOT a doormat!!!
They mean:  I don't know what that means, but all the twue submissives say it!




LadyPact -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/2/2007 7:36:55 AM)

When they say:  A slave should never question Me.
They mean:  I'm hoping to get away with whatever I can.




subinside -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/2/2007 8:25:40 AM)

When they say:  I've been thinking about you a lot.
What they mean:  Goddamn i can't get the memory of your lips outta my mind; or
What they mean:  Damn, you really are better than so-and-so.

When they say:    I'm sorry, I haven't been calling, I've been working so hard I've been falling asleep early.
What they mean:  I've been spending all my nights on Yahoo Cam with other subbies, or
What they mean:  Damn, I hope she doesn't figure out I lost my job last month.




subinside -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/2/2007 8:28:40 AM)

He says:     I put that collar around your neck for a reason!
He means:  and goddamn was the sex great after that!, or
He means:  it was the only way to shut you up.




Emperor1956 -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/2/2007 8:38:11 AM)

When they say:   I only want a NO LIMITS, real submissive.
They mean:         I have the 55 gallon drum waiting out in the garage.

When they say:   Seeking a generous man...
They mean:         This is a for-profit transaction, bucko.  MY profit.

When they say:   I'm an Old Guard (or is it Olde Guarde?) Dominant
Then mean:         I got my AOL account last week and I've ordered my copy of "Screw the Roses"

E.




fairerthanshe -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/2/2007 8:40:44 AM)

What they say:  "I like a girl with a little meat on her bones."
What they mean: "It puts the lotion on its body...."




subinside -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/2/2007 8:56:15 AM)

OMG.. that one was just too funny...

i have to wonder just how many are going to miss it though..




fairerthanshe -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/2/2007 9:21:52 AM)

Glad you liked it!  Happy to bring laughter whenever the opportunity arises...

winks ~ fairer




dawntreader -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/2/2007 9:29:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

When they say:   I only want a NO LIMITS, real submissive.
They mean:         I have the 55 gallon drum waiting out in the garage.



Oh my!!! That one is one the edge!




tatangel -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/2/2007 9:30:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: fairerthanshe

What they say:  "I like a girl with a little meat on her bones."
What they mean: "It puts the lotion on its body...."

Everyone in this house got it!




dawntreader -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/2/2007 9:37:41 AM)

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softness -> RE: What they say, and what they mean (6/2/2007 3:43:31 PM)

What they say: I am strict and will punish you.
What they mean: ...stating the obvious make me sound old guard

What they say: I have a high sex drive and am demanding
What they mean: ... my wife gets snicky when i ask her for sex twice in the same week, but you'rea slut so you'll love it

What they say: ...I have a msn slave, she needs to serve, but only sometimes, so she wears my temporary collar.
What they mean:..she likes to get off being called a whore, but i cant get her to do it over the phone

What they say: I like girls with extra padding and curves
What they mean: ... fat girls have low self esteem so are easier to dominate, they make me feel like a man

What they say: i want a slave who feels the burning need for service in her belly
What they mean:... girls dig the mystical thing, and it is so muich easier to boss the bitch around if she thinks its spiritual




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