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Blond Revenge! - 5/23/2005 11:27:48 AM

Mercnbeth

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Finally a blond joke where the blond wins! It couldn't happen to a better guy - a LAWYER!

A male lawyer and a blond woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to New York. The lawyer leans over to the blond and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blond is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls
over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.

He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa."

Again, the blond politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blond he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer.

"Okay, how about this, if you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blond doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.

Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blond and hands her $500.

The blond politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blond and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

Again without a word, the blond reaches into her purse hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

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RE: Blond Revenge! - 5/24/2005 11:16:58 AM

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That was awesome... Thanks.

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RE: Blond Revenge! - 5/24/2005 8:31:26 PM

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Fabulous!

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RE: Blond Revenge! - 5/24/2005 8:42:14 PM

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WHY ARE BLOND JOKES SO STUPID

SO MEN WILL UDNERSTAND THEM

OK I KNOW ITS NOT OIRGINAL BUT ITS IN THE SAME SPRIT.

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RE: Blond Revenge! - 5/24/2005 8:42:49 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessDustyGold

Fabulous!

Rolling on the floor!!!!!

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RE: Blond Revenge! - 5/24/2005 10:47:18 PM

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quote:

WHY ARE BLOND JOKES SO STUPID

SO MEN WILL UDNERSTAND THEM

OK I KNOW ITS NOT OIRGINAL BUT ITS IN THE SAME SPRIT.

You probably should have made that post on this thread, Lam. It's more in the same sprit as the other oirginal posts over there that are equally hard to udnerstand.

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RE: Blond Revenge! - 5/25/2005 1:36:41 AM

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Dammit, now I'm wondering if "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" is a real riddle with a real answer or not. And seeing as it's 4:30 AM and I'm wide awake, I might end up being nuts enough to Google it and see what I come up with.

Methinks I need a more "normal" sleep pattern.

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RE: Blond Revenge! - 5/25/2005 4:36:11 PM

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LOL, Very Funny. M

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RE: Blond Revenge! - 5/28/2005 4:51:54 AM

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I got this one the other day from a co-worker.

A guy gets on an airplane and sits next to very attractive blond reading a book.

"I've heard that having a converstion with the person sitting next to you makes the flight go faster.", says the guy.

The blond closes her book and asks, "Ok, so what would you like to talk about?"

"How about Neuclear Propulsion?"

"OK, but first answer this question. A deer, a cow, and horse all eat the same thing, grass. Why does the deer drop pellets, the cow drops a wet pile and the horse a dry pile?"

The guy thinks for several minutes and finally admits that he doesn't know. The blond replies, "How do you expect me to discuss Neuclear Proplusion when you don't know shit?"

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RE: Blond Revenge! - 5/28/2005 1:17:32 PM

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As a bottle blonde with a college degree I appreciate the jokes. Ha ha.

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RE: Blond Revenge! - 6/1/2005 5:25:05 AM

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