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TotalDevotion2U -> The Most Functional English Word is.... (6/2/2007 4:39:24 PM)
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Most Functional English Word
Well, it's ****... that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
you can get ****-faced, be ****-out-of-luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your
****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the
difference between **** and shineola.
There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse
****, and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****,
or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days
are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times
when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong ****
or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up ****'s creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a
bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the English language.
And, remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know
anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't
give a ****!
Well ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
**** and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But, if you
happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head..........
Well. **** happens!!!
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