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0 - 160 in 5 seconds... - 6/2/2007 5:07:42 PM

TotalDevotion2U

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Some men never learn!!!

A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 160 in five seconds or less."

The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to the extent of the injuries...

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RE: 0 - 160 in 5 seconds... - 6/2/2007 10:51:28 PM

Mikal

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Cute...

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RE: 0 - 160 in 5 seconds... - 6/3/2007 8:07:56 AM

Termyn8or

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When's the funeral ?

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RE: 0 - 160 in 5 seconds... - 6/3/2007 2:52:51 PM

ta2dqt

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So FUNNY!!!

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RE: 0 - 160 in 5 seconds... - 6/4/2007 3:15:24 AM

mindnbody

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Poor guy....

The new answer the old question "does this make me look fat?"

No, your fat ass makes you look fat!!!

Not recommended to say to anyone you'd like to keep around.

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RE: 0 - 160 in 5 seconds... - 6/18/2007 8:12:17 AM

cricket832

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Mr. Who,
If you tell me my ass looks fat I might advise you duck! LOL. Try telling me you like a different outfit better or better yet, encourage some excersizing together.

Love you,
Your Cricket Who

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