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Priceless stories - 6/2/2007 8:13:07 PM

fairerthanshe

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International Plane ticket - $1200
Phone Bills - $700
Dining and Entertainment - $450

Getting the sorry git out of my home - priceless

Share your own priceless stories...

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RE: Priceless stories - 6/3/2007 7:05:50 AM

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Plane ticket from England .... a lot
Cost of the wedding....a lot, plus some
Rent, utilites, food, therapy, divorce fees....don't want to know
Finding the strength to leave his sorry ass who can't keep a job....priceless

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RE: Priceless stories - 6/3/2007 7:51:51 AM

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wedding at City Hall - cheap
eating at a restuarant afterwards where brother-in-laws work - $20
having two UMs 9yrs apart - $$$$$$
told i spend more time with the UMs than him - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
refusing to help with oldest UM after her accident - double grrrrrrrrrr
finding the money orders sent to his 1st and still legally married wife - $4000

celebrating my 1st year of being divorced from a bigamist ex - PRICELESS!!

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RE: Priceless stories - 6/3/2007 10:39:30 AM

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But was the sex good?????

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RE: Priceless stories - 6/3/2007 10:54:45 AM

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bottle of tylenol - a few bucks
time spent arguing over 3 1/2 yrs - can't count that high
bad feeling toward each other - disgusting
reconnecting - intriguing
finding out that you were both wrong about the other person for 3 1/2 years & spending 24 hours together - priceless

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RE: Priceless stories - 6/3/2007 11:07:35 AM

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Flash paper £6.99
State alchemist uniforn £70
Electric pyro-lighter £28
The look on the face of the organisers when they realised how accurate my Costume was.. priceless

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RE: Priceless stories - 6/3/2007 11:16:10 AM

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Laptop computer: $1200
Cable I-net and peripherals: $300
Time spent on this thread: 15 minutes
Thanking the Lord I'm not as bitter, whiny or addled as the posts thus far: PRICELESS

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"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Priceless stories - 6/3/2007 11:24:04 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: aviva01

But was the sex good?????

PRICELESS

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RE: Priceless stories - 6/3/2007 7:21:04 PM

Gauge

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*Internet Connection - $25
*Tissues and lubricant - $10
*Computer - $1,200
*Finding out that the gorgeous woman in the profile photo is actually a hairy 53 year old man from the Bronx - Priceless

*Wiring Money over Western Union - $500
*Plane Ticket - $650
*Adding a dungeon to your home - $10,000
*New Car - $23,762
* Finding out that your expected slave from Nigeria was a scam - Priceless

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