Termyn8or
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A farmer is out plowing when a flying saucer lands nearby. He has balls so he walks up not knowing what to expect, the alien was friendly and had no bad intents.
The aliean speaks English "I need to feed my pets, I'll give you five million of these gold pieces for all your cattle, I assure you it is real".
Farmer takes a good look at it and is convinced it is gold and accepts the offer. The alien then produces a miniature cow from his pouch and this thing ate all the cattle.
Then the alien offers the same deal for all his pigs, which he accepted, then of course the alien produced a miniature pig which proceeded to eat evey pig there.
The farmer thinks for a minute and says "Do you want a chance to have all this gold back ?" The alien asks "How?".
The farmer said "Do you have any miniature politicians in there ?".
I guess the farmer was quite a humanitarian.
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Too bad he didn't have his camcorder - 
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