In your FACE song lyrics. Warning: obscene material :-) (Full Version)

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kittinSol -> In your FACE song lyrics. Warning: obscene material :-) (6/5/2007 11:57:14 AM)

This gem is by Consolidated. If any other posters have others in a similar vein (no pun made) to put up, I'm looking forward to it.

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I know you're really proud, cause you think you're well-hung,
but I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,
but you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick,
you're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,
CAUSE IT'S YOUR TURN NOW.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.
YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

If you're worried about babies, you can lower your risk-
by giving me that special cunnilingus kiss.
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit.
You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue on my clit.
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm.
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm.
I can tell it's making you scared jut thinking of it,
BUT YOU BETTER LEARN TO LOVE IT.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.
YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

When you hear safe sex, you snicker under your breath.
We got to take cover, we're flirting with death.
AIDS is our problem, we've got to talk.
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock.
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift,
got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit.
Dinners on, get busy with my booty.
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity.
I know you're sad, luscious pussy with a cover.
I'm aching, too, we can't taste each other.
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke.
THIS AINT NO JOKE.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.
YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

Sisters... you've got the power. Use it.

W: You brought a condom, right?
M: HUH?
W: I'm unprotected.
M: Aint you on the pill?

W: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know
I think it's your turn to go down on me.
M: I'm tired, I'm tired.
W: What do you mean your tired?
Come on baby, come on.
M: No, no, that's aweful... that taste- terrible.
W: You asshole, you shit.

Well, I know you think it's a real drag,
to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag.
Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break.
Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache.
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection.
How do you think I feel when I GAG on your erection? (uh!)
Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses,
GET YOUR FACE BETWEEN MY THIGHS.





Lordandmaster -> RE: In your FACE song lyrics. Warning: obscene material :-) (6/5/2007 12:01:04 PM)

"Stinkfist" by Tool is about fisting.  (Or, at least, it refers prominently and repeatedly to fisting.)  You can find the lyrics if you Google'em.




kittinSol -> RE: In your FACE song lyrics. Warning: obscene material :-) (6/5/2007 12:06:46 PM)

My Lord, I was rather hoping you would do the work for me [:)]

Furry nuff though, I'll go and investigate.




Lordandmaster -> RE: In your FACE song lyrics. Warning: obscene material :-) (6/5/2007 12:18:31 PM)

Here it is:

http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Tool/Stinkfist.html

We're not supposed to copy things like song lyrics in the forums.

Edited to add: "Prison Sex," by the same band, is about the cycle of abuse manifested through sodomy:

http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Tool/Prison-Sex.html




kittinSol -> RE: In your FACE song lyrics. Warning: obscene material :-) (6/5/2007 12:50:42 PM)

Damnation [8|]

Thank you anyhow.

Edited for post-scriptum:  I had NO idea song lyrics were forbidden: blonde brain symdrom -




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