ready4srvce4all -> RE: WHY ARE PEOPLE IN THE LIFESTYLE LESS TRUTHFUL (6/6/2007 12:38:12 AM)
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ORIGINAL: mike4864 I HAVE YET TO SPEAK TO ONE GENUINE SLAVE OR SUB THE ONES I HAVE SPOKEN TOO ARE LITTLE MORE THAN LIARS AND PLAYERS. 'Tis a sad day for Mistress. Now that it has been revealed that I am not a genuine slave, She best lock up Her jewelry, hide the car keys, and of course, safely stash Her purse. Because I'm just a liar and a player. Little does She know I faked all those bruises from Her bites, I injected that prop blood pro wrestlers used into my veins in lieu of my real blood spilling forth from Her knife, Her laundry is actually done by a genie in a bottle I keep hidden, Her lawn mowed by my clone whilst I luxuriate with an ice tea, Her dog walked by a RobertBot. Yes, I moved hundreds of miles just to perfect this ruse. HAHA!!!!! Wait till She gets a load of the REAL me! Muahahahahaha
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