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SweetSarijane -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 9:35:11 PM)

<grins> You are very observent, k.




slaverosebeauty -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 9:38:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lonlyrossInNeed
i am going to throw harley and bear in the fire for a roast


Yo Ross, I am in charge at THIS roast, piss me off an I will throw you into the fire pit, personally. No warnings, just reported.  GOT IT??!!

2 choices, play by MY rules or f*** off. Easy enough. So what's your choice?!




mistoferin -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 9:49:04 PM)

Well this thread isn't at all what I thought it was going to be. I thought this was going to be more like your Only Troll Slayer page on myspace....you know the one where you post crappy stuff about men along with their names, email addresses and other contact info.




imthatacheyouhav -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 9:51:14 PM)

Come on...SPILL......




HydroMaster -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 9:52:51 PM)

*sharpening my troll roasting stick*




slaverosebeauty -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 9:54:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
Well this thread isn't at all what I thought it was going to be. I thought this was going to be more like your Only Troll Slayer page on myspace....you know the one where you post crappy stuff about men along with their names, email addresses and other contact info.


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww another troll in human clothing. Someone get a stick.




mistoferin -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 9:55:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww another troll in human clothing.


Guess you must be looking in the mirror. I'm not the one who has the morals of a snake.




HydroMaster -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 9:56:36 PM)

Here, just finished this one *hands her the roasting stick*




slaverosebeauty -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 9:57:34 PM)

{puts feet up... opens a bottle of Sparkling Cider.. pokes at the fire pit... and relaxes - trolls have not power here.. if they want trouble, they can do what other trolls do, they contact me directly.. fa lalalalalala }




slaverosebeauty -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 10:02:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
Guess you must be looking in the mirror. I'm not the one who has the morals of a snake.


Oh thats right, I believe in SSC, common sence, intelligence AND in READING profiles, God forbid, someone stop the presses; someone who thinks for herself and stands up for herself. DAMN. I am very rare on these boards.

erin, leave this thread, if you want to attack me then do it like a WOMAN, email me in private. If not, please leave the this thread. I won't ask you again. I promised someone I would try to be good, an I am. I won't lower myself to your level or to that of most of these boards. I have ethics, morals and standards.




DarkKnightWalkin -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 10:03:22 PM)

Problem is...Trolls are greasy lil fuckers...kinda like raccoons...only delectable way to eat them is over a true open spit, so the grease drips off and the germies get sterilized....
*Sly Wink*




HydroMaster -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 10:06:21 PM)

But you have to marinate them as well.  Otherwise they're very bland.




slaverosebeauty -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 10:10:03 PM)

DAMN. I knew I forgot something, do we have enough spits? If not, we can always take a page out of the history books and impale them spikes and then light a fire under. Make sure the marinade has cirtus in it, troll meat is VERY tough, you have to pound it a lot or use citrus to break down the meat, they are mostly fat anyways, just do what you can. We can always impervise.




mistoferin -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 10:10:38 PM)

Well I certainly wouldn't want you to hurt yourself trying to be good, I know how hard that is for you. Enjoy your games.




HydroMaster -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 10:11:52 PM)

Tenderizing....let's see, what do I have for tenderizing?  Ah, 20 pound sledge hammer.  




DiurnalVampire -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 10:13:43 PM)

No, come on Hydro, you need one of those spiffy spikey hamers like they use on steaks for tough trollchops




KMsAngel -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 10:21:24 PM)

sari: I only LOOK naive and innocent

slaverosebeauty: you averted that flamewar i think, but we could have used it to raost a troll or two! waste of good fire

hydro: i've heard that coke is a very good tenderiser. breaks down almost anything?[8|]




slaverosebeauty -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 10:21:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
Well I certainly wouldn't want you to hurt yourself trying to be good, I know how hard that is for you. Enjoy your games.


"When I'm good, I'm very good and when I'm bad, I'm even better." Gotta love a smart woman.


I have a few mallets with spikes on them, they are in the trunk, get my keys and take a look, if you need anything else, I'm sure you can get something from another thread, plenty of dangerious behaviors and toys lieing around. I was informed that common sence was bad and was gone, so their should be PLENTY of sharp point objects to tenderize trolls with, Hydro, help yourself.




slaverosebeauty -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 10:24:36 PM)

{grabs a case of regular coke from the fridge}.. here use this Hydro, it should give an interesting flavor.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Idea, make beer butt troll, or the anything along those lines. Plenty of beverages around here. PLENTY of possibilities.




onegoodgirl -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 10:26:30 PM)

You ladies are either A) out of your minds or B) sharing a private joke - either way, it's pretty entertaining :)




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