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LaTigresse -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:24:21 AM)
Lady E, for this, I will buy you the wig!

domiguy -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:24:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen I only lack for a wig, if anyone can lend me one? E Where are the Nigerian subs when you need one?

LaTigresse -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:25:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen I only lack for a wig, if anyone can lend me one? E Where are the Nigerian subs when you need one? Call Ron, he has them locked in his basement.

Emperor1956 -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:26:28 AM)
quote: Emperor, you want in the jello, don't cha? Puh-leeze....jello is so....plebian. I'm down for you, misty, julia, LAT and some aspic wrestling. We must preserve standards, you know. (OH boy...boy...daub that cute one with the red hair with some more aspic...ah, yes...much better). E. OH...domiguy -- another term for a sort of aspic is "headcheese". I know you can get down wit dat! Have a good one. E.

mistoferin -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:27:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen How about, in the spirit of a fair trial before the roasting gets underway (and in the spirit of nosiness that characterises me), each side gets one post to put their side of the story, starting with the case for the roasting, sorry prosecution? Well my reason was posted back on page 10 quote: Well this thread isn't at all what I thought it was going to be. I thought this was going to be more like your Only Troll Slayer page on myspace....you know the one where you post crappy stuff about men along with their names, email addresses and other contact info. I think she said that her roasting me back is because I am a fat troll in human clothing. I could be wrong, maybe she just didn't like that I pointed out that she is STILL doing exactly the same thing that got her in hot water on this site a year ago.

Emperor1956 -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:28:44 AM)
quote: LadyE: I will be the presiding judge. I am more than qualified, having been born male but frequently wearing stockings and frocks. I only lack for a wig, if anyone can lend me one? The best summation of 700 years of English (and by derivation) Western jurisprudence. You'd look fetching with a powdered wig attached to your long hair....and maybe, hmmmm...a little red cap, too? E.

KatyLied -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:28:48 AM)
quote: Puh-leeze....jello is so....plebian. Some of us are still at the peasant rank. Hence: MUD wrestling.

mistoferin -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:29:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 OH...domiguy -- another term for a sort of aspic is "headcheese". I know you can get down wit dat! Have a good one. Headcheese is a hard limit!!!!

LaTigresse -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:31:28 AM)
I vote for chocolate pudding!!! No, I demand chocolate pudding dammit! Looks like mud but..yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy

Emperor1956 -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:33:56 AM)
As I have posted before, you don't actually use MUD. you use a slurry made of instant chocolate cake batter. And apparently you don't use Jello Brand either. There's now THIS. Who knew? What I want to know is why NO ONE asks how I know this. (edited to add: Don'tcha just love commercial web sites that begin with the phrase "If you are planning a jello wrestling event..." And I ask you, who isn't?)

LaTigresse -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:35:03 AM)
Ohhhhh Eeeeeee, how do you know? hmmmmmmm? inquiring minds want to know.

mistoferin -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:35:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I vote for chocolate pudding!!! No, I demand chocolate pudding dammit! Looks like mud but..yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy Mmmmmmmm.....have you ever had pudding shooters???? Chocolate pudding with Buttershots or Amaretto??? Cheesecake pudding with Tequila Rose????????.....I swear it's like little orgasms in a cup!!!!

Emperor1956 -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:42:54 AM)
quote: LaT: Ohhhhh Eeeeeee, how do you know? hmmmmmmm? inquiring minds want to know. How do you think I put myself thru law school? (he said, coyly).[8D]

LaTigresse -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:43:42 AM)
No, but that sounds veddy yummy.......deadly, but yummy.

LadyEllen -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:45:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 quote: LadyE: I will be the presiding judge. I am more than qualified, having been born male but frequently wearing stockings and frocks. I only lack for a wig, if anyone can lend me one? The best summation of 700 years of English (and by derivation) Western jurisprudence. You'd look fetching with a powdered wig attached to your long hair....and maybe, hmmmm...a little red cap, too? E. Hmmm. Black is more my colour. And then I can pass sentence accordingly too - "you shall hang by the neck until you cheer up" or some such E

Emperor1956 -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:48:54 AM)
quote: LadyE: And then I can pass sentence accordingly too - "you shall hang by the neck until you cheer up" or some such Oh crap. Now we are gonna get a long drawn out repeat of the dangers of breath play. grin E.

LadyEllen -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 10:50:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 quote: LadyE: And then I can pass sentence accordingly too - "you shall hang by the neck until you cheer up" or some such Oh crap. Now we are gonna get a long drawn out repeat of the dangers of breath play. grin E. Crikey - I didnt expect the Spanish Inquisition! ('cause the first Python reference was obviously missed) E

LaTigresse -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 11:02:41 AM)
Not to change the subject or anything but........anyone wanna take bets on how long the reincarnated troll of all trolls, head case of all head cases.......J.P.'s latest wacko thread lasts???

mistoferin -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 11:04:19 AM)
If it lasts only 3 seconds it will be 3 seconds too long!

LadyEllen -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/8/2007 11:04:24 AM)
About 30 minutes I reckon at the most LaT. I'm so desperate to play with the troll!!!!! "I must not play with the troll I must not play with the troll I must not play with the troll Its no good. I cant resist........ help meeeeee!" E

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