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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:24:21 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Lady E, for this, I will buy you the wig!

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:24:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I only lack for a wig, if anyone can lend me one?

E


Where are the Nigerian subs when you need one?

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:25:30 AM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I only lack for a wig, if anyone can lend me one?

E


Where are the Nigerian subs when you need one?


Call Ron, he has them locked in his basement.


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:26:28 AM   
Emperor1956


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Emperor, you want in the jello, don't cha?



Puh-leeze....jello is so....plebian.

I'm down for you, misty, julia, LAT and some aspic wrestling.

We must preserve standards, you know.

(OH boy...boy...daub that cute one with the red hair with some more aspic...ah, yes...much better).

E.

OH...domiguy -- another term for a sort of aspic is "headcheese".  I know you can get down wit dat!  Have a good one.

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:27:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
How about, in the spirit of a fair trial before the roasting gets underway (and in the spirit of nosiness that characterises me), each side gets one post to put their side of the story, starting with the case for the roasting, sorry prosecution?


Well my reason was posted back on page 10
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Well this thread isn't at all what I thought it was going to be. I thought this was going to be more like your Only Troll Slayer page on myspace....you know the one where you post crappy stuff about men along with their names, email addresses and other contact info. 


I think she said that her roasting me back is because I am a fat troll in human clothing. I could be wrong, maybe she just didn't like that I pointed out that she is STILL doing exactly the same thing that got her in hot water on this site a year ago.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:28:44 AM   
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LadyE:  I will be the presiding judge. I am more than qualified, having been born male but frequently wearing stockings and frocks. I only lack for a wig, if anyone can lend me one?



The best summation of 700 years of English (and by derivation) Western jurisprudence.  You'd look fetching with a powdered wig attached to your long hair....and maybe, hmmmm...a little red cap, too?

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:28:48 AM   
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Puh-leeze....jello is so....plebian.


Some of us are still at the peasant rank.  Hence:  MUD wrestling.


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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:29:31 AM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956
OH...domiguy -- another term for a sort of aspic is "headcheese".  I know you can get down wit dat!  Have a good one.


Headcheese is a hard limit!!!!

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There are no victims here...only volunteers.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:31:28 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I vote for chocolate pudding!!!

No, I demand chocolate pudding dammit!

Looks like mud but..yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:33:56 AM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		As I have posted before, you don't actually use MUD.  you use a slurry made of instant chocolate cake batter.

And apparently you don't use Jello Brand either.  There's now THIS.  Who knew?

What I want to know is why NO ONE asks how I know this.

(edited to add:  Don'tcha just love commercial web sites that begin with the phrase "If you are planning a jello wrestling event..."   And I ask you, who isn't?)

< Message edited by Emperor1956 -- 6/8/2007 10:35:14 AM >

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:35:03 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Ohhhhh Eeeeeee, how do you know? hmmmmmmm? inquiring minds want to know.

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:35:48 AM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I vote for chocolate pudding!!!

No, I demand chocolate pudding dammit!

Looks like mud but..yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy



Mmmmmmmm.....have you ever had pudding shooters???? Chocolate pudding with Buttershots or Amaretto??? Cheesecake pudding with Tequila Rose????????.....I swear it's like little orgasms in a cup!!!!

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Peace and light,
~erin~

There are no victims here...only volunteers.

When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

"I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:42:54 AM   
Emperor1956


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LaT:  Ohhhhh Eeeeeee, how do you know? hmmmmmmm? inquiring minds want to know.



How do you think I put myself thru law school? (he said, coyly).

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:43:42 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		No, but that sounds veddy yummy.......deadly, but yummy.

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:45:01 AM   
LadyEllen


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

quote:

LadyE:  I will be the presiding judge. I am more than qualified, having been born male but frequently wearing stockings and frocks. I only lack for a wig, if anyone can lend me one?



The best summation of 700 years of English (and by derivation) Western jurisprudence.  You'd look fetching with a powdered wig attached to your long hair....and maybe, hmmmm...a little red cap, too?

E.



Hmmm. Black is more my colour.

And then I can pass sentence accordingly too - "you shall hang by the neck until you cheer up" or some such

E

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:48:54 AM   
Emperor1956


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LadyE:  And then I can pass sentence accordingly too - "you shall hang by the neck until you cheer up" or some such


Oh crap.  Now we are gonna get a long drawn out repeat of the dangers of breath play.

*grin*

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

(in reply to LadyEllen)
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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 10:50:53 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

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LadyE:  And then I can pass sentence accordingly too - "you shall hang by the neck until you cheer up" or some such


Oh crap.  Now we are gonna get a long drawn out repeat of the dangers of breath play.

*grin*

E.


Crikey - I didnt expect the Spanish Inquisition!

('cause the first Python reference was obviously missed)

E

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 11:02:41 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Not to change the subject or anything but........anyone wanna take bets on how long the reincarnated troll of all trolls, head case of all head cases.......J.P.'s latest wacko thread lasts??? 

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 11:04:19 AM   
mistoferin


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Peace and light,
~erin~

There are no victims here...only volunteers.

When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

"I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/8/2007 11:04:24 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		About 30 minutes I reckon at the most LaT.

I'm so desperate to play with the troll!!!!!

"I must not play with the troll
I must not play with the troll
I must not play with the troll

Its no good. I cant resist........ help meeeeee!"

E

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