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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:19:38 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		You know, I was wondering if it would be worthwhile to roast trolls; I was afraid they would taste bad, but I bet they are quite delicious, when prepared carefully. The meat should be very tender (no exercise to toughen up the muscle mass), and very mild flavored (no testosterone to give them that "gamey" taste), and they should be juicy, after stewing in their own superiority.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:23:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think some merlot or a cabernet sauvignon would go well - but then there is always a nice cold keg of beer!

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:23:54 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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Status: offline 		Whatever your heart tells you. I don't drink, so I have the fridge stocked with sodas, sparkling cider and water. Ooooo Pick up some cactus wine an I will make pina colodas with it. Those are yummmmmmy.

When sambamaslilgirl gets back from the alcohol run, we can get other stuff together. I have to leave in a bit for a few hours to take care of a few things, so earthycouple is in charge while I am gone; when she leaves, draw straws, lol. No letting this roast get hyjacked or turn it into a naked orgy, please.  

Who has the cross bow, I think that is more fun to hunt trolls with. {evil grin}

litleone, NOTHING ruins chocolate, just make sure you have dark chocolate and the troll meat taste won't linger, promise.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:27:34 PM   
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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:30:47 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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Status: offline 		No orgy, not on the first night. Sorry luv. You CAN let the trolls out of the pit and let the others chance after them with cattle prods and tazzers. THAT would be a lot of fun.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:31:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		oohh tazers.....hunts down cattle prods too

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:37:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I can supply dark, milk and white choclate, a few barrels of rum, lots of mix and several pounds of popcorn too!  Oh yea, have a fabulous recipie for a drink with vodka, vanilla ice cream and pineapplejuice, if anyone is interested!

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:39:33 PM   
litleone8620


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Hand over that recipe bear!


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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:40:09 PM   
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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:40:32 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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Status: offline 		Everyone have fun. I will be back in about 3 or 4 hours. You have the alcohol, the chocolate, and a bartender/mixologist. Be nice to earthycouple and bear everyone.

Stunguns are in the locker inside the main tent in case any of the trolls try to escape. Make sure the trolls have shock collars on them before you let them loose.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:43:56 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		No problem litleone.....in a blender, put 3 cups unsweeten pineapple juice, 1 pint vanilla ice cream (approx) and a very generous amount of vodka. Blend until smooth and pour in glass and enjoy! Very good on a warm day.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:44:22 PM   
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Some garlic, oregano and basil to rub in the troll meat before roasting. Perhaps some of those little red potatoes to cook along with them. Now, where's the steak sauce?


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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:56:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		finished raiding the CM liquor cabinet - i have cactus wine, red, white and merlot, tequila and Jose Cuervo, and keggers!!

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:58:01 PM   
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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:58:29 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		*breaks out the crossbows and spear gun*  Ok people, let's lock and load!!!

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 4:58:51 PM   
pianogirl


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Status: offline 		besides - isn't all that fabric dangerous near an open fire pit?? naked is definitely safer!

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 5:00:57 PM   
earthycouple


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I'm going to hit the water while the roasting commences...I need a break from all this tying (never thought I'd say that) *drags hot submissive femmebabes into the water with me*

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 5:00:58 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 5:02:53 PM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		smacks lilgirl on the ass as I drag her into the wake too.  That'll teach ya.

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RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! - 6/5/2007 5:04:20 PM   
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