LadyTeazer -> RE: TROLL ROAST!!!! (6/7/2007 12:08:33 PM)
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The cattle prods and the tazers sound nice, but I prefer to use a shock collar. Strategically placed around the troll's 'weenie and beans'. With their complete lack of testosterone, not only will that weenie be very small, but those beans will be nice and tender, too. I just can't help it.... when I press this button, and hear that ~ZZZZTT~ sound (like a bug zapper), I get a nice, warm feeling inside. And ya gotta love the way they dance about when ya zap 'em. **holds the control for the shock collar in Her hand, grinning widely** Rumor has it that troll meat is not only stringy, but tasteless as well. Here's a jar of dijon mustard to spice it up a bit. I brought a big bowl of potato salad, a big bowl of coleslaw, and lotsa chocolate chip cookies for dessert. And for those of you who do not drink like Me, grape Kool-Aid!! **settles onto a chaise lounge in the shade, with Her Kool-Aid and shock controller in hand, waiting for a troll to come within range.....** LadyTeazer ---- definitely a WOW -- Wonderful Older Woman
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