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darchChylde -> Nipple Ring Pros and Cons (6/6/2007 11:54:15 AM)
The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea: #10. You gain a new and much higher threshold for pain. #9. You have more than just your purse to keep from losing your car keys. #8. With a little body english and a short copper wire, you can pick up pay-per-view if the weather is right. #7. You can now jump car batteries without cables. #6. With only a spinning table and spot light you can earn extra cash renting yourself out to Club parties. #5. Those nasty stretch marks are no longer the center of attention for your husband or boyfriend. #4. You always have a ready replacement if you lose your wedding ring. #3. Every elf in the universe is now your loyal friend for life. #2. Hanging ten is childs play. Hanging by two?? Now thats impressive! #1. Hard vibrators can be "way more" than a girl's best friend. The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: #10. Perpetual delays at airport security scanners. #9. Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers. #8. A friend asks to see your ring and in a blonde moment you almost do it. #7. For some reason, combs will seem like threats. #6. Mud wrestling as an occupation is no longer an option. #5. Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things. #4. You'll now have to deal with Velcro nightmares. #3. The aging process has taken on a whole new meaning. #2. Skinny dipping is a real challenge because of your artificial lures. #1. Lightning... it's not just something that happens to other people anymore.

mistoferin -> RE: Nipple Ring Pros and Cons (6/6/2007 11:58:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde #5. Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things. LOL...this reminded me of the day I got out of the shower and my Lab jumped up on me to greet me (yeah, I'd been "gone" a whole ten minutes). It's a pretty interesting sensation to have a panicked 100 lb dog hanging from a tiny metal ring!

adoracat -> RE: Nipple Ring Pros and Cons (6/6/2007 2:31:38 PM)
airport security.... been there, done that. she was more embarassed than i was. the knee brace set the metal detector off, then they wanded the rest of me too. kitten, who was giggling the whole time

ClosetSinner -> RE: Nipple Ring Pros and Cons (6/6/2007 3:17:55 PM)
I didn't have a problem with airport security with my nipple or clit rings. I was nervous as hell though!

darchChylde -> RE: Nipple Ring Pros and Cons (6/6/2007 3:29:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: adoracat airport security.... been there, done that. she was more embarassed than i was. the knee brace set the metal detector off, then they wanded the rest of me too. kitten, who was giggling the whole time quote: ORIGINAL: ClosetSinner I didn't have a problem with airport security with my nipple or clit rings. I was nervous as hell though! i myself have no piercings, but most body piercing jewelry is surgical-stainless steel which is a non-ferrous metal... most metal detectors in airports are currently only equipped to identify ferrous metals (those able to detect non-ferrous metals are too prohibitively expensive to use as a standard security measure)... so you are most likely going to be safe from inspection... as a rule of thumb, it is best to know exactly the metal content of any jewelry in case an adverse reaction occurs

nyrisa -> RE: Nipple Ring Pros and Cons (6/6/2007 8:59:32 PM)
I remember the night I baked a bunch of brownies. When the oven timer dinged, and I went to take them out, I was wearing only my panties. As I bent over the opened oven, lifting the baking pan..........do you have any idea just HOW fast nipple rings heat up? OWWWW!!!

rook42 -> RE: Nipple Ring Pros and Cons (6/6/2007 9:04:36 PM)
Better than touching your nips straight to the pan. grin I assume quite fast.

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