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Bad State Mottos - 6/6/2007 2:56:48 PM

darchChylde

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These are some possible state mottos. Luckily, none of these states has adopted any of these mottos.

Alabama
   Literacy Ain't Everything

Arkansas
   At Least We're not Oklahoma

California
   Se Habla Ingles

Connecticut
   New York City's OTHER Suburb

Florida
   The Gunshine State

Idaho
   Famous for Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis

Illinois
   Gateway to Iowa

Indiana
   Home of Dan Quayle

Kansas
   Don't Blame Us: We Voted For Dole

Kentucky
   Tobacco is a Vegetable

Maine
   For Sale

Maryland
   We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!

Minnesota
   Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds (MAF prefers: Land of 10,000 Petersens)

Missouri
   Missouri loves company

Montana
   Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else

New Jersey
   The Garbage State

New Mexico
   Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
   You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina
   Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Ohio
   Don't Judge us by Cleveland

Oregon
   Jerry Garcia was here!

Pennsylvania
   Cook with Coal

South Dakota
   Closer than North Dakota

Tennessee
   The Educashun State

Texas
   Don't Mess with Texas-We're Armed

Utah
   Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus

Virginia
   We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It!

Washington
   Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp

Wisconsin
   Come Sniff our Dairy Air

Wyoming
   Flat Is Where It's At

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RE: Bad State Mottos - 6/6/2007 3:53:51 PM

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Good job - loved it!

and the one about Texas is shockingly accurate...

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RE: Bad State Mottos - 6/6/2007 4:00:28 PM

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just to note... these are thieved from a site that claims all as public domain, not original work by myself in any way... i'm just not that funny

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RE: Bad State Mottos - 6/6/2007 10:21:31 PM

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michigan, if you dont like the weather, wait five minutes.
michigan, where psychos run to when wanted by the law.

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RE: Bad State Mottos - 6/6/2007 10:45:02 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Oregon
Jerry Garcia was here!

<rolls>

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RE: Bad State Mottos - 6/14/2007 1:48:37 PM

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Okay, i got one worse for Alabama.

Alabama: Home of the Hot Pocket

And if you don't understand it, search for the term in the Urban Slang Dictionary. ^_^

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