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Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 5:20:33 AM

LadyEllen

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The time has come. The time for all fakes to announce the truth about themselves - which means everyone here of course.

Who are you really?

For myself, I'm not actually an almost 40 year old TS from England. In fact, my real name is Ophelia and I'm a 300 year old elf living in the backwoods of Slovakia. Yes, even we elves have the internet.

So, over to you; confess all!

E

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 5:23:33 AM

KMsAngel

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ok i admit it, after watching Dogma, i cut off my wings to try and make it into heaven cause otherwise there was no hope. however, those 2 hottie angels ruined things, i couldn't go back after god yelled at him, and now i'm stuck here, making the best of it. sometimes the superglue starts ripping off, so if there's a deluge of feathers behind me, u might need to tap me on the shoulder with a glue bottle.

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 5:26:16 AM

redsky

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im just 'me' ... nothing special. Although the devil kicked me outta hell yesterday cos i hugged him! lol

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 5:28:05 AM

marieToo

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Me? I'm just a man with a really big dick and a hairy chest.

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 5:29:45 AM

drawntothedark

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Balding middle aged man from Ohio here

funny I thought everyone knew I was a poser :)

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 5:38:06 AM

petdave

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A beta version (0.5) of a small shareware program called "Snarky Comments and Music Quotes For Every Occasion"

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 5:45:05 AM

sambamanslilgirl

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ok you caught me

i'm not really a Black woman from the southside of Chicago (though i do enjoy playing one). i'm white and i work for Homeland Security.

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 5:48:12 AM

charmdpetKeira

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I am actually an X-files experiment, gone awry. The rest is classified information.

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 5:48:25 AM

AnonymouseTC

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I am secretly an alien sent here to earth to experience the wonders of Collarme and report back on it to my homeplanet Terbulon 5.

< Message edited by AnonymouseTC -- 6/7/2007 5:53:46 AM >

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 5:52:07 AM

litleone8620

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Ok, you caught me.

I'm really a coal miner from Virginia who has more hair on my back than on my head.

*Let's out gut* I am so glad I can finally be myself.

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 6:00:36 AM

BOUNTYHUNTER

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I will be very truthful here,I am a 3 foot midget with a 1 foot cock..really its nots good to fool with the freak..

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 6:03:10 AM

domiguy

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I am a crack ho...who has been given the responibility at the shelter to type in all of the inhabitants name on the computer...I never do, I just stay on this site....They don't know it, but I sold their last computer to buy some crack...."Cuz I love crack!...I also suck dick for dollars to buy more crack...Hence the term "crack ho!"...'cause I really love crack and kinda like dick. My pussy smells God awful...Just thought you all should know.

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 6:19:27 AM

beargonewild

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*sob* I confess everything, the guilt has been killing me and glad to have this opportunity to reveal the truth at last.

I am not a 46 yr old male in Canada I'm actually a 25 year old adult wannabe from the Ukraine. I have never been with a man nor a woman and still a virgin. I strill live at home with my parents and have no concept of BDSM. I spend most of my time growing cabbages and have a stable of rent boys who work for me. All my free time is spent watching porn online and desparately wishes to find a good wife to take care of me.

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 6:22:43 AM

Lashra

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<sigh>Ok I guess its time to tell the truth. I am actually an alien sent here to study the human species. I have been studying a creature named "George Bush" who seems to be the leader of this world. In my study of this creature I have yet to find much in the way of intelligence. If "it" is an example of this planets most intelligent, then I can only suggest to my superiors that the planet be destroyed 6/6/13.

~Mebofarb

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 6:26:52 AM

YourShyPet

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I'm secretly an extremely straight conservative khaki wearing... suv driving...have no life beyond my three perfect childrens school, and after school functions... PTA running... soap opera watching... bon bon eating... housewife from the suburbs who's sex life consists of 20 mins of scheduled time with her husband every other week... aka our sunday morning "date".

kittin

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 6:43:01 AM

TheHeretic

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I'm a Kennedy.

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 6:52:05 AM

DesertRat

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I'm president of the German Club, secretary/treasurer of the Electronics/Computer club, member of the marching and concert bands, and vice president of the Honor Society. I'm really just a scrawny, pimply-faced high school geek. I created this incredibly virile, almost too-perfect-to-be-true persona, DesertRat, to be my ultimate fantasy role model. I basically live out my most satisfying fantasies (erotic and otherwise) through "Him". He's kind of a composite of Buckaroo Banzai, Humphrey Bogart, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Albert Einstein, Jim Morrison, and a vague mishmash of the anime heroes who are always saving the universe with a combination of special powers, arcane knowledge, swordsmanship, and rugged handsomeness. Oh yeah, and he's mysterious, too. And girls find him irresistable...and...and...he...they...she...

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 6:56:08 AM

BlindDescent

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Ok darlin, I dint wanna haf to tell no one...I'm Elvis. Now shoot, mebbe I kin come outta this here basement an get me some of them there deep fried peanut butter and banana samwhitches I bin missin so much. Than kew , than kew verry much for a lettin me git this offa mah chest.

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 7:01:32 AM

earthycouple

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Hum......ok ok, ya got me. I'm really an uneducated 19 year old boy who's never once even gotten the courage to masterbate forget actually dominating someone. I know nothing about anything and I have to proofread every post 10 times to make sure I've not once typed "u r sexz" so I can fool all the trues out there.

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Seeking, searching, hoping, living, loving, jumping. So what's new with you?

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RE: Fakes! Everywhere! - so who are you really? - 6/7/2007 7:01:40 AM

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Jimmy Hoffa

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