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slaverosebeauty -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/7/2007 9:50:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia
sex does not appeal to me any more...it's all the same thing and never changes. sex is sooooo overrated.


HUH?????

Have you lost your freakin mind?! I would LOVE to have sex 5 or 6 times a week, on a slow week. I want sex {pouts}, no one in this area is remotly decent, and I have a partner now who is yummmmy. Sex with my partner top-type person is great, no complaints. {goes off to daydream}




LadyPact -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 1:32:31 AM)

If sex is boring you.... you are obviously with the wrong woman.




leatherorlace -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 2:13:49 AM)

I'm starting to believe that Columbus has douched the drinking water plants with a drug that puts one's libido to pasture until after they complete their tour there. lol
  Even with your mate in a wheelchair there are practices that can be done, with a lil' help that would save you from the boredom of masturbation, depending on her abilities. Note that, I said "abilities" and not disabilities. I've spent long period in recovery from injuries and was still able to function reasonably well with the imagination and willingness of My partners.
  There are drug sideeffects that can drop ones libido into Oblivions Realm such as some anti-depressant, hypertension med's, etc. They can literally make you not give a hearty rat poop if you engage in sex at all. One of the med's that My physician gave Me for elevated bloodpressure caused Me to be unable to maintain an erection whenever, I was taking it. Sometimes, I really didn't care if I got sweaty and rude or watched a rerun.
 The new med's that she's now prescribing is great; My libido has perked up considerably and I don't need to use the drug that she gave Me for ED now, but, I have because My two partners enjoy long sessions under the flogger and repeated penetrations that affords them multiple orgasms. I had some early tantric majic taught to Me and I, too have embraced My ability to climax several times during an encounter.
  There are kinksters living in the area and on base that you could pursue if you'll stop snivelin' and get out of the house for a bit. It may be difficult for you, but, I know that they're there. I've cracked My single tails there some years ago and even with the normal ageing process, I'm thinking that a couple of those gals are still there since they were born and raised there, owned homes and worked daily at the base supply.
  I don't know what their present circumstances are so, I won't give you any further info' about them. Both loved beer so, I'd check locaaly and across the river. I suspect that if you have a notable submissive demeanor you'll stand out a bit from the Ranger Instructors and Jump Masters so the girls should be able to pick you out of the crowd and their swaggerin'. lol
  One of them was married and her husband was a submissive that she regulary whetted her frustrations on him while strapped into a Texas rig. The gal had no mercy for her hubby's enlarged rosebud, the weekend that he was inattendance at their home. I'm still amazed that he could take so much of the monstrous dildo that she finally buttered it and his ass to use on him.
  he caused Me some by screaming for more after, I took the girl from behind and our combined strokes caused the nasty lil' cockroach to cumm before anyone gave him permission. heheheeeee
  Have you spoken with a physician or researched any of the med's that you maybe taking? I can assure you that treatments are seldom without unwanted sideeffects that the drug companys are reluctant to mention. If it's isn't med's related, check under drpresssion and evaluate more than one sentence on the site.
  Feeling uninspired and lackluster are symptoms and not necessairly symptoms of terminal boredom. "Terminal boredom"? Yep that's what, I said because untreated depresssion can bring about an early release from tis realm.
M. Gentry
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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

sex does not appeal to me any more...it's all the same thing and never changes. sex is sooooo overrated.




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 4:44:24 AM)

get me doggie style outside in a thunderstorm and you would feel differently about sex hon[8D]




MasterLordguru -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 4:50:18 AM)

I know that this is just a bantering comment but seriously.. Sex is boring and overrated is such an insult to the idea that hte physical sensual needs of humanity are so pedestrian that it can't be enjoyed. Sex is not just physical. Its mental and spiritual.

I would reccomend using the most important sex organ you have, which is your mind. Perhaps doing as some have suggested, from sex outside or perhaps in a church confessional booth. Perhaps you dont have the spark. Rent a hooker for a night. Go to vegas. Have a homosexual experience. Maybe traditional sex has finally peaked for you but thats when you become creative.

M.L.G




BIllCT -> If Sex is Boring you need to........... (6/8/2007 4:52:39 AM)

If sex is boring you need to switch partners! You need to add new ideas and toys in bedroom and do different things. Try Wx and Ice or flogging and paddles, and clamps or suspension! All fun times or you can try a simple jello pit or outdoor sex!
Or, in some cases use pain for fun or something else!




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 4:52:46 AM)

how about sex in a hot air balloon?[8D]




ready4srvce4all -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:25:29 AM)

Wow Krissi...first a doggie style post...then a hot air balloon....oh my.....you keep talking like that, the crack of dawn won't be safe!!!!




MasterLordguru -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:26:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

how about sex in a hot air balloon?[8D]


never done that. Sex in a public park I have. The confessional booth is something I will do one day. Maybe dress her up as a nun. HA!




Gauge -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:29:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

how about sex in a hot air balloon?[8D]


You mean I should sleep with my ex-wife?




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:31:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

get me doggie style outside in a thunderstorm and you would feel differently about sex hon[8D]


but you're WAYYYYYYYYYYYY up in Jersey...that's a long ways, hon




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:32:55 AM)

now taking applications for kinky men in Jersey or nearby areas.[8D]




DiannaVesta -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:37:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Switch off to your Left hand.



ROFLMAO - Oh my god I laughed so hard. 

I think you're having a mid life thing. You're frustrated & confused. Sex has a strong hold on men & its not uncommon for them to reject what they fear the most,




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:38:34 AM)

*sigh*

i hate depression




earthycouple -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:45:20 AM)

being bored with anything means you need to find something inside yourself that is interesting.  Sounds to me like YOU are boring YOU. 




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:46:46 AM)

what does one do when there's no excitement left in the world?




domiguy -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:50:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DiannaVesta

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Switch off to your Left hand.



ROFLMAO - Oh my god I laughed so hard. 

I think you're having a mid life thing. You're frustrated & confused. Sex has a strong hold on men & its not uncommon for them to reject what they fear the most,


It's true.......Commitment is such a drag.


Anywhooo,  Perhaps it is time that you answer the calling and become a priest....Aside from being able to lead the church to new levels of depression...I would think that those well frocked kinksters might be ale to show you a new thing or two.




YourShyPet -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:50:49 AM)

ummmmmm apply to the NASA program.... and BOLDLY GO STICK YOUR DICK WHERE NO MAN HAS STUCK HIS DICK BEFORE?????


kittin




MasterLordguru -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:51:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

now taking applications for kinky men in Jersey or nearby areas.[8D]


(shakes head with a smirk [:D] ) .. I can see that floodbox opening up. With NJ, PA, NY, CT, MD And DE in the surrounding area. But what exactly makes a kinky man? I knw that sex in a thunderstorm. (and believe me.. Even if its just a summer rain).. Is exiciting. But lets talk about kink here.. and no, thats not to boring for Georgia. (one would think being in the peach state, that they would not be depressed)




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! (6/8/2007 5:51:45 AM)

sorry, Kirk already beat me to it...LOL




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