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favesclava -> walmart t- shirts (6/8/2007 7:11:18 AM)

this year i found 2 must have  shirts at walmart. first is on my profile pics and its the old tootsie roll characters with the line that became funny once i hit puberty. the boy and the turtle "wanna lick ?" the new one. i stopped and made a call for permission to buy. it was part of a pajamas set but i'm known to wear undies as regular clothes.
it has a cartoon of a small dog and it says "i can tell your collar is fake"
what others have you found  lurking in family oriented stores  , waiting for a deviant such as ourselves to innocently walk by?



domiguy -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/8/2007 7:21:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: favesclava

this year i found 2 must have  shirts at walmart. first is on my profile pics and its the old tootsie roll characters with the line that became funny once i hit puberty. the boy and the turtle "wanna lick ?" the new one. i stopped and made a call for permission to buy. it was part of a pajamas set but i'm known to wear undies as regular clothes.
it has a cartoon of a small dog and it says "i can tell your collar is fake"
what others have you found  lurking in family oriented stores  , waiting for a deviant such as ourselves to innocently walk by?


Orientals?.....No offense to my Asian brothers and sisters...To my Asian sisters feel free to lick my Pacific Rim.....  I do have my own tshirt company, a susidiary of Domiguy enterprises...."You have to break some subs to make a Domelette."  Our latest creation.



favesclava -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/8/2007 7:34:21 AM)

my spellchecker finds no flaw with my spelling. do you always pick on defenseless naked girls? [:D]



domiguy -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/8/2007 7:42:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: favesclava

my spellchecker finds no flaw with my spelling. do you always pick on defenseless naked girls? [:D]



As often as possible....Nothin' wrong with your spelling....Now I did notice your profile lacks the mandatory tit shot....I was concerned when I viewed your pics that your right breat might have one of the worlds largest areolas, then I realized that it was probably just a tat or possible some sort of wacko birth mark.



favesclava -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/8/2007 7:47:43 AM)

its a very large rose untinted. i have a brthmark where you'll never guess.



Nosathro -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/8/2007 11:58:49 AM)

Well, I found a really nice Montey Python T-shirt with the Holly Grail on it "It just a flesh wound" Love it...also some nice Pirate ones.



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/8/2007 12:03:25 PM)

i love the pink tootsie roll tank that i got from wally world that says "lick 3 times, then bite"  ohhhhh the fun this shirt has stirred.  I purchased 3 others 3 years ago that say "he loves me, i love his friend", "my other boyfriend is way hotter", and "whats a bad girl like me doing in a place like this?"

edited because even the strongest coffee isnt strong enough for me today...



Gauge -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/8/2007 12:25:43 PM)

A tee shirt that I had to get when I saw it was:

It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack!


Another favorite of mine is:

It is better to have loved and lost than to have to live with the psycho the rest of your life.

And finally:

I'm only wearing black until they make something darker.



cuddleheart50 -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/8/2007 2:21:07 PM)

I have two T-shirts that I bought at Walmart...one says.... Stop Looking at my shirt....the other says...I hear voices and they don't like you.



petdave -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/8/2007 3:29:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: favesclava

this year i found 2 must have  shirts at walmart. first is on my profile pics and its the old tootsie roll characters with the line that became funny once i hit puberty. the boy and the turtle "wanna lick ?"


i saw a girl (i say girl, but she was certainly old enough to know what it implied) wearing that one the other day, and had the hardest time not grinning and telling her Why, yes, yes i would... just to see if she was actually mentally prepared to wear a shirt like that. Having to stay out of jail takes all the fun out of life sometimes [:(]



tatangel -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/8/2007 4:01:01 PM)

My all time favorite tshirt that I own, old Emo Phillips quote, says  ''Some mornings it just does'nt seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps''



favesclava -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/9/2007 5:34:24 AM)

got a new one today at walmarts of course. it's another tootsie roll one(i think i have an oral fixation) ,  " the slower you lick the longer it last ". my aged gay neighbors got a real kick out of that one.



chiaThePet -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/9/2007 6:01:11 AM)

Just the other day at work, two Ladies approached me with a purchase to make.
They both appeared well into their sixties, and on the surface one might consider
them to be thespian lovers. After making their purchase they turned to leave, and
there scrawled across the back of one of their tee shirts were the following words;

The Flogging Will Continue Until Moral Improves

i spent the rest of the day grinning inside and out.

chia* (the pet)



lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/9/2007 7:10:13 AM)

i have a boycot agenst wall mart i hate them
they come into small towns and open up there big super stores and then all the little shosp that have been around for 20 30 and 40 years shut down becouse they cant aford to compete
 
ross.g



favesclava -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/9/2007 7:25:14 AM)

why dont the people in the town ignore walmart, refuse to work there and shop in the smaller stores? that oughtta take care of the problem.



lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/9/2007 8:12:32 AM)

becouse ppl come in to town and want to shop at the cheapest place thats why



Gauge -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/9/2007 9:24:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lonlyrossInNeed

i have a boycot agenst wall mart i hate them
they come into small towns and open up there big super stores and then all the little shosp that have been around for 20 30 and 40 years shut down becouse they cant aford to compete
 
ross.g


Welcome to the wonderful world of big business.



favesclava -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/9/2007 9:33:01 AM)

i make it a point to shop my neighborhood stores. walmart has pretty thongs and push up bras cheaper than victorias secret and im MY SIZE 38DD if a store in town sold the same thing i would shop there. i buy gas food and medicine from the small neighborhood stores. i only buy tshirts , bras thongs and stockings at walmart. my porno store is across the street i support it every week.


the collar is stronger than the ring



DeviantlyD -> RE: walmart t- shirts (6/13/2007 11:43:11 PM)

I didn't buy it at Wal-Mart and the words on the t-shirt are actually the product's marketing line, but it's still a good one!
It's a Mr. Bubble t-shirt that says "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty" :)



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