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RE: How to fuck a Domme and call her a pig at the same ... - 6/8/2007 2:18:19 PM   
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I'm out of pig jokes - 6/8/2007 2:21:49 PM   
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RE: How to fuck a Domme and call her a pig at the same ... - 6/8/2007 2:23:42 PM   
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i don't associate with MEN

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RE: How to fuck a Domme and call her a pig at the same ... - 6/8/2007 2:24:34 PM   
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But men are pigs - everyone knows that.

And so the thread comes full circle

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RE: How to fuck a Domme and call her a pig at the same ... - 6/8/2007 2:25:06 PM   
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that's why i don't go to pig pens...LOL

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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 2:52:19 PM   
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Ug, the grammatical errors alone were enough to give me a headache...

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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 3:01:09 PM   
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forget pigs. they are using a liquified form of chicken shit as fertilizer on the field behind where i work! They injected this crap into the ground for 3 days and plowed it under....not a problem maybe if had rained in the last month or so, but NO....so we got enveloped by clouds of it....

i hate rural life some days

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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 3:10:14 PM   
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I was out hunting a few days ago and shot this really, really big pig. But then I had to use the restroom and I just can't do it out in the open. So I came home to do so. It was a really long drive. But I drove really fast. And because I was home, I decided to log on and check my messages and make a few posts. So it was a few hours before I got back to where I had left the pig. And the pig was no where to be found! I looked to the left, I looked to the right, nothing! Just a few knocked down trees. By now it was night time. And suddenly, this eagle flew out of the night. He was something to observe. He came in close and I heard a voice. Well my heart went boom, boom, boom. And I said to the eagle, hey man, what did you do with my pig? I just want to grab my things and go home. He said, I didn't do anything. Some kid came up to it and shot it a few times with a revolver. Then his folks came and took it away.

Those bastards. They stole my pig.

Cheers,

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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 3:17:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

I was out hunting a few days ago and shot this really, really big pig. But then I had to use the restroom and I just can't do it out in the open. So I came home to do so. It was a really long drive. But I drove really fast. And because I was home, I decided to log on and check my messages and make a few posts. So it was a few hours before I got back to where I had left the pig. And the pig was no where to be found! I looked to the left, I looked to the right, nothing! Just a few knocked down trees. By now it was night time. And suddenly, this eagle flew out of the night. He was something to observe. He came in close and I heard a voice. Well my heart went boom, boom, boom. And I said to the eagle, hey man, what did you do with my pig? I just want to grab my things and go home. He said, I didn't do anything. Some kid came up to it and shot it a few times with a revolver. Then his folks came and took it away.

Those bastards. They stole my pig.

Cheers,

Sea



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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 3:22:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressDaisy73

Ok, I guess I got lost somewhere. I read his post and reread it and then re-reread it. I must just have missed something. Other than his topic title, which is, well, ick, the body of his message, well if you take it like he actually meant what he said, um er it was inoffensive (to me). Now if you read it as sarcasm, then I understand the derision. I mean, if a male sub is servicing a Domme, via coitus, one hopes that he sees it as plesuring her as She wishes, and knows she is dominant the whole time, regardless of what is inserted where. So I must assume that because of his thread title, he meant the whole thing sarcastically? Help me out here.... I mean, to each D/s their own.... Obviously he was trying for a rise somehow, I guess I just dont "get it".

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Hello M. Daisy.  I love to entertain! Theres like 30 peppels viewing this thread at same time!!!  Its been fun.

Thanks for injection of common sense by not jumping to conclusions and making sure the grounds are set before engagement.  A valuable trait Im sure and many successfull relationships and freindships you have to look forward to, I mean that as a compliment!

You are right that the title of this thread at face value does appear "ick" and as though it be sarcastic, the title was really only supposed to be kind of cheekily ironic.  The entire intention of this thread was to try and see if I could template the psychological dynamic of female Domination onto Vanilla sex.  I agree about your coitus comment, at least from my experience I know that when having sex with Nilla women it does little for me unless there is that element of female dominant psychology.  Its not possible for me to have sex without coitus and prefferably with her legs clamped tightly round my face!  There have been Nilla woman who try to dominate but they mostly end up wanting sex lol.  I would enjoy it so much more if I had to beg for it or if it was some kind of reward, or if I was just doing it for her, chastity etc and without foreplay its pointless!!  Its funny, I was in a porn movie a month or so ago, standing there with 3 women on their knees in front of me giving me hand jobs and oral.  Its  was a CFNM gig thats why I did it lol.  Yet it did little for me.  So they asked me what I would prefer and I told them then they started squeezing my nuts, spanking me and pinching my nipples all at the same time, my body felt like their playground and it kinda worked a lot better that way!!  Its interesting sexuality or whatever one wants to call it.  I know there are Dommes also who cannot enjoy it without there being elements of D/s.  This thread was just trying to paint fucking with the contextual interpretation of female Domination as a kind of experiment.  I find most often when approaching it in the way of my OP text that Vanilla woman respond quite well.

I suppose is all how the biggest sexual organ is the brain and so on.  There are many things one can do with Vanilla woman that are a combination of Vanilla yet with the subtle nuances of female Domination, I suppose its like making her feel special, humble romance or whatever.


Here is a youtube of me playing Queen for a day.  I dedicate this to you Mistress Daisy because you appear to be the kind of Domme that keeps the female Domination scene real!  One of the bastions that represents it as a genuine viable sexuality for a woman one could say in which it can be known as sexuality to be secure within oneself with and for a woman to embrace, as I think its important for women to feel secure within their own sexuality I believe this to be true of a lot of men too including myself.  I have spoken to a few secret Dommes and they where previously quite apprehensive.  I hope that doesnt come across as patronizing at all is not meant to be.  I suppose one problem with D/s is that because it involves power play it can attract a lot of people that can use this as a mask for alterior motives some of which might even be on this thread!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwrt4EK5_Ig  By the way it was done on a cheap digi-cam and the sound became a few seconds out of sync when it was uploaded to youtube.


As for the rest of you LET THE FLAMING COMMENCE!!!! *and yew can hurt my feewings :( awwwww*


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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 3:28:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: joyinslavery
Answer:  Who is Peter Gabriel. 


You have won the daily double!

And it's also who is that kid from Alabama who recently shot an 1100 pound hog with a revolver.

Cheers,

Sea

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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 3:29:47 PM   
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So there's a wasp somewhere in my house. And I want to take a nap. But I am afraid I will wake up with it sitting on my nose. And then I will swat at it. But it will fly away and I'll break my nose. So what am I to do?

Cheers,

Sea

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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 3:31:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

I was out hunting a few days ago and shot this really, really big pig. But then I had to use the restroom and I just can't do it out in the open. So I came home to do so. It was a really long drive. But I drove really fast. And because I was home, I decided to log on and check my messages and make a few posts. So it was a few hours before I got back to where I had left the pig. And the pig was no where to be found! I looked to the left, I looked to the right, nothing! Just a few knocked down trees. By now it was night time. And suddenly, this eagle flew out of the night. He was something to observe. He came in close and I heard a voice. Well my heart went boom, boom, boom. And I said to the eagle, hey man, what did you do with my pig? I just want to grab my things and go home. He said, I didn't do anything. Some kid came up to it and shot it a few times with a revolver. Then his folks came and took it away.

Those bastards. They stole my pig.

Cheers,

Sea



Is that the Farmyard bestial version of contextualizing Nilla sex in the same vain as my OP?  Nice!

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RE: How to fuck a Domme and call her a pig at the same ... - 6/8/2007 3:35:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MsSonnetMarwood

Muscley,

I'm sorry that you don't like women.  Please find the courage in yourself to actually go into the gay bar next time and find a mate, rather than waiting outside to jump men when their leaving with your friends so you can high five each other and strut about proclaiming your manliness.

Have a nice day.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44jr1z6khk


.....lol

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show some love for the dancing booger - 6/8/2007 3:38:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MuscleyandCute

I love to entertain! Theres like 30 peppels viewing this thread at same time!!!  Its been fun.


about 29 of us never read the original post... how's that for entertainment?

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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 3:40:33 PM   
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

chia* climbs down off the engine and kicks into the sand

"ya call this a train wreck ya musclehead?"

PHHHHT!

More like "a moped gets a flat"

They took this one from ya and left ya squealin in the barnyard

Now ya's got a "moral of the story"

PHHHHT!

Ya know it's over when the eunuchs start sharin and carin

PHHHHT!

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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 3:43:54 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MuscleyandCute

I love to entertain! Theres like 30 peppels viewing this thread at same time!!!  Its been fun.


about 29 of us never read the original post... how's that for entertainment?

nana-nana-nana
nana-nana-nana
nana-nana-na-na-nah!






Confidence.....slowly..dis...appearing. Feeling....really...........Small.....GACK!!!


Hmmmm I dont know, dont care really.  What does it all MEAN?!! lol

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ummmmm..... yeah...... huh? - 6/8/2007 3:49:50 PM   
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what it means is that we care more about what is said on Paris Hilton threads than what was.... ummmm, what was it you were saying?


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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 3:58:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

chia* climbs down off the engine and kicks into the sand

"ya call this a train wreck ya musclehead?"

PHHHHT!

More like "a moped gets a flat"

They took this one from ya and left ya squealin in the barnyard

Now ya's got a "moral of the story"

PHHHHT!

Ya know it's over when the eunuchs start sharin and carin

PHHHHT!

chia* (the pet)


Theres a little bit of writing that says:

"Nor is there anything here for the pigmale kink and the so-called prodomme hooker"

in your "Mystressworld" thingy.

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RE: how do you fuck a pig and call it a Domme? - 6/8/2007 4:06:13 PM   
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

We're not in MystressWorld ya musclehead

We are however knee deep in the pigmale kink

of that moped ride into the journey of your "thingy"

PHHHHT!

Where was that video again? Boobtube?

PHHHHT!

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