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michaelOfGeorgia -> Who Wears The Pants? (6/8/2007 4:51:12 PM)
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Bob was going to be married to Mrs Bob so his father sat him down for a
little chat. He said, "Bob, let me tell you something. On my wedding night
in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and
said, "Here - try these on."
She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them."
I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever
since that night, we have never had any problems." Hmmm," said Bob. He
thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Bob took off his pants and said to Mrs Bob, "Here try
these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Bob said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Mrs Bob took off her pants and handed them to Bob. She said, "Here -
you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Mrs Bob said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smartass attitude, you
never will."
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