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michaelOfGeorgia -> The Hitman!!! (6/8/2007 5:31:16 PM)

A man contacts a hitman. He is, himself, the target.

Man: I want to hire you to kill me.

Hitman: How would you like it done?

Man: I don't care, as long as I don't know how or when it's done.

Hitman: It will cost you $5,000

Man: That's fine, but I'll pay you half now and half when the job is complete.

LOL




maledave7 -> RE: The Hitman!!! (6/9/2007 6:33:14 PM)

That is funny!![:D]
Either he is trying to really save some money or he is not playing with a full deck.
Probability both.[:D]




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: The Hitman!!! (6/9/2007 6:38:26 PM)

hehehehehehehe




MarkC -> RE: The Hitman!!! (6/10/2007 6:17:06 PM)

Maybe he had it setup in his will? /snicker




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