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LotusSong -> Giveaways and Surveys (6/8/2007 8:52:27 PM)

A drive Thursday has recently advertise they are giving away root beer floats on Thursday nights.
 
I had this evil idea.  When the car hop goes out to pick up the tray from the car, I can see her saying "I hope you enjoyed our new root beer floats!!!  Being this is a new menu item, we'd like your opinion on this short survey for us.  Thank you!"
 
The survey would read:  Please let us know if you develop any of the following:
 
Nausea
Vomiting
Blurred vision
Slurred Speech
Hallucinations
An erection lasting more than 4 hours
Colon Polyps




MiladyElaine -> RE: Giveaways and Surveys (6/9/2007 8:19:40 AM)

No worries - it won't be big enough!




Termyn8or -> RE: Giveaways and Surveys (6/9/2007 10:38:00 AM)

Don't forget glowing in the dark.

T




RubberWitch -> RE: Giveaways and Surveys (6/9/2007 1:44:49 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong
An erection lasting more than 4 hours


That'd be classed as a stiff drink would it not?




MagiksSlave -> RE: Giveaways and Surveys (6/13/2007 12:38:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RubberWitch


quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong
An erection lasting more than 4 hours


That'd be classed as a stiff drink would it not?


OMG OMG OMG I cant stop giggling!!

Magik's slave




ohbiguy32 -> RE: Giveaways and Surveys (6/13/2007 8:08:30 AM)

where do i git me one 'o them erections lasting longer than 4 hours?




Evlgryn -> RE: Giveaways and Surveys (6/14/2007 9:51:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong
 Please let us know if you develop any of the following:
 
Nausea
Vomiting
Blurred vision
Slurred Speech
Hallucinations
An erection lasting more than 4 hours
Colon Polyps


IKIKIK...corn plasters??? OK I know , you got great feet.




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