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Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 4:57:41 AM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		I heard on the news this morning that some tornadoes ripped through Ottertail County, Minnesota, where our beloved Ron is from.

Ron are you ok?

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 6:44:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		It was probably just Ron having an orgasm. 

Check in Ron when you can.

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 6:45:16 AM   
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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 6:52:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		We kept losing power at work last night, it would shutdown our machines, lots of difficulties.  I could not get gas on the way home from work because the pumps were out of order due to power surges caused by the storms.  I hope Ron is okay.

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 6:57:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

We kept losing power at work last night, it would shutdown our machines, lots of difficulties.  I could not get gas on the way home from work because the pumps were out of order due to power surges caused by the storms.  I hope Ron is okay.


Yes, and I'm glad you're okay, too.

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 7:12:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

We kept losing power at work last night, it would shutdown our machines, lots of difficulties.  I could not get gas on the way home from work because the pumps were out of order due to power surges caused by the storms.  I hope Ron is okay.


This post was about the problems that might be facing Ron!......But nooooo!!...Lil' miss "let's make everything be about me," has to chime in......There are only two things In Pa. that people worry about!!! So please tell me that the Liberty Bell and Hershey, Pennsylvania are ok? I would hate the thought of losing one of the Countries most cherished symbols of Freedom.....If Hershey, Pa. was socked by a tornado...What would happen to all of those cute little oompa-loompas?

On another note, I'm sure Ron is fine...He probably locked himself into a Nigerian Sub padded room and "rode" out the storm....Yeeeha!!!

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 7:14:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

We kept losing power at work last night, it would shutdown our machines, lots of difficulties.  I could not get gas on the way home from work because the pumps were out of order due to power surges caused by the storms.  I hope Ron is okay.


Yes, and I'm glad you're okay, too.


Sure you are....Pussy.    (pm me ...If you get a "tit-shot")

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 7:16:16 AM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

We kept losing power at work last night, it would shutdown our machines, lots of difficulties.  I could not get gas on the way home from work because the pumps were out of order due to power surges caused by the storms.  I hope Ron is okay.


Yes, and I'm glad you're okay, too.


Sure you are....Pussy.    (pm me ...If you get a "tit-shot")


LOL........... shut up, you're making me look bad
 
*goes back to looking "innocent"*

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 8:15:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		HA!  Both of you crack me up.  I mean laugh, I'm not talking about any other cracks, just so you know.




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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 8:16:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ronnie baby, Ronnie baby, wherefore art thou, Ronnie baby?



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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 8:17:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hello all, actually---
During the week, I am in Brainerd Minnesota (this has happened in the last couple months) which is about 93 miles ENE of Ottertail and the Tornado was in Elizabeth Minnesota which is about 35 miles W of Ottertail (Richville actually and my home place) and Pelican Rapids (which is where Lake Lida (pronounced like KatyLied uh---- with out the Katy(but she fuckin' lied no doubt about that ) ) We had some hella rain and mixed with some wicked hail, but all is well at my house. My trees were torn down in the yard by straight line winds a couple times and all that damage was done between 2 and  6 years ago.  I don't believe that anyone even got remotely hurt out of the deal, around here we slap mustard on them motherfuckers and eat them for breakfast.

Well, if you have a hankerin' you can google all this shit.

Ron

But thanks for your concern, all.


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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 8:18:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: TexasMaam

Ronnie baby, Ronnie baby, wherefore art thou, Ronnie baby?




Why I am right chere; still looking for a blowjob, this wasn't what I had in mind.


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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 8:19:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yay...now go get a blow job.

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 8:57:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		So how are dem dere walleyes snappin in Brainerd?  Went salmon fishing last night....It was very slow, so my hands don't smell like aileen's honey pot.
Heading out to one of the city's fests today....Every now and again it's nice to give the talent of this town the opportunity to check out what they have been missing.

Ron, glad that you are ok.....Now go get that blowjob....MN the land of 10,000 fakes.

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 9:10:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		I actually work for the company started by dat dere chicago guy.  I am new enough that I haven't had time to go out and snag with the stars yet, doh.  He no longer owns it, but one of da founders is still there, a native, I guess da big boy found god someres.......he's right down da road doh. 

Wallies are hittin good all around, I am glad your foray into the rural wilderness paid off, and I have been meaning to ask you, how you doin' on da honey (da oder kind you was lookin for, cz of da stuff you gottao drink if you aint smellin' fish inna mornin ?) 

Little Joe 

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 10:00:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		OH NO THISTLES IN THE WIND!!! 
................. and there heading East!


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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 10:04:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

It was probably just Ron having an orgasm. 

Check in Ron when you can.


LOL...Ron finally got his ultimate blow job!

I guess  I should have read the entire thread before posting.....

< Message edited by windchymes -- 6/9/2007 10:07:22 AM >

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 10:12:27 AM   
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Do you think that KatyLied could give a good BJ?  ....Lately I have been pondering the deeper questions of life.

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 10:24:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sheesh, Ottertail is a town? All this time, I thought it was Ron's nickname. I always pictured a cute little otter, floating on its back, slapping its little tail on the water. Awwww, dang. Gonna have to say goodbye to the little feller, I guess. But he was sooooooo cute!

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RE: Tornadoes in Ottertail, MN! - 6/9/2007 10:55:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		Just to let you all know in case youre concerned. I'm OK too.

Luckily the tornaodes passed 4500 miles west of me.

E

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