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AquarianMale53 -> Five Surgeons (6/10/2007 11:00:24 AM)
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Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction Workers ..those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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