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The Perfect Husband - 6/11/2007 10:32:09 AM

tenderfootmaster

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The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

~Sent to me by my grandfather~

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RE: The Perfect Husband - 6/11/2007 3:21:04 PM

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cell phones are the devil thats why I don't and refuse to own one.

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RE: The Perfect Husband - 6/11/2007 3:52:54 PM

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Wives are the devil thats why I don't and refuse to own one.

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RE: The Perfect Husband - 6/11/2007 5:02:03 PM

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My favorite phone prank (true story). I once had a cocky young man working for me a few years back. Now this guy was a self-proclaimed "ladies man". They all wanted him, and he was the best, lol. One morning he was telling me had gotten his good looks from his mother, and that she was still incredibly gorgeous (he still lived at home). Later that day, she called the shop looking to speak with him. Not covering up the phone I hollered accross the shop to him "Hey Clint...If she wasn't your mother, would you do her?" His reply was "Fuckin' right". I laughed and said "Oh...well, she wants you on the phone". I can imagine the silence at the supper table that night.

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RE: The Perfect Husband - 6/11/2007 5:05:01 PM

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My favorite phone prank (true story). I once had a cocky young man working for me a few years back. Now this guy was a self-proclaimed "ladies man". They all wanted him, and he was the best, lol. One morning he was telling me had gotten his good looks from his mother, and that she was still incredibly gorgeous (he still lived at home). Later that day, she called the shop looking to speak with him. Not covering up the phone I hollered accross the shop to him "Hey Clint...If she wasn't your mother, would you do her?" His reply was "Fuckin' right". I laughed and said "Oh...well, she wants you on the phone". I can imagine the silence at the supper table that night.

ROFLMFFAO!!!!!!

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