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Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 3:17:34 PM   
heartofakajira


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Status: offline 		Ever thought about doing this to someone who reaaaallllllly pissed you off and hurt you? hehehehe

"Before He Cheats"

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...
~Carrie Underwood~


Hope y'all enjoyed it!



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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 3:20:31 PM   
heartofakajira


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Status: offline 		Meant to post this in the humor section...ah well...sorry *sweet lil grins*

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 3:22:48 PM   
Faramir


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Status: offline 		Sure, like any person I've harbored resentment against someone who I felt had done me wrong, but that's the worst part of me, and in my better moments I know that revenge is harmful, and predicated on judgement--on the ability of one person to presume they can weigh and measure justly.  Since I know people, and know that 9 times in 10 "Betrayed me" = "Didn't do what I want," I'm suspect of my or anyone else's judgment, especially in matters of the heart.

It's an ugly song, and it appeals to the ugliest part of us.

Just out of curiosity, why would you post this in Gen. BDSM Discussion?

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 3:24:12 PM   
heartofakajira


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Status: offline 		Faramir,

As i posted before You posted Your response, i meant to post it in the humor section...apologies

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 3:32:18 PM   
TheDiva


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From: Tallahassee, FL
Status: offline 		I love that song! I can't say that I can relate to the lyrics though; I never was much for property damage even in my [ahem] more impulsive times...

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 3:39:46 PM   
heartofakajira


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Status: offline 		Diva...oohhhh i am sure you had some "thoughts"about it...hehe just kidding 

I love the song too, that is why i thought i would share it *nods nods nods*

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 4:14:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		Your comments on revenge reminded me of something I read once, "Revenge is allowing someone to live rent free in your head."

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 4:23:51 PM   
heartofakajira


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Status: offline 		is that what the little voice in my head is????? lol

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 5:04:08 PM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		the first time i heard "Shower" the acapella untitled track on Alanis Morrisette's "Jagged Little Pill" i heard this verse:

So forgive me love
If I cry in your shower
So forgive me love
For the salt in your bed
So forgive me love
If I cry all afternoon

i thought, i'd hate to be the guy who pissed her off


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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 5:41:49 PM   
MasterFireMaam


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Status: offline 		"They say that anger is just love disappointed.
They say the love is just a state of mind..."
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Revenge rarely fixes anything.

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 5:54:28 PM   
corsetgirl


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Status: offline 		Yeah, I have had thoughts of doing those things when someone has done me wrong; however, there are some people out there who are not worth my time and effort.  This has made me move on and in the end, karma can be such a bitch!

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 5:55:23 PM   
ITGirl68


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Status: offline 		"Revenge is allowing someone to live rent free in your head."

That says it so well. Thanks, I also like The Carrie Fisher remark:
"Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die."

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 6:33:03 PM   
Saratov


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

Your comments on revenge reminded me of something I read once, "Revenge is allowing someone to live rent free in your head."


 Naaahhhh, once the revenge is executed... all done.  Go on to something else.

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/12/2007 10:21:57 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		If you found that song disturbing, check out this one.


MIRANDA LAMBERT LYRICS

"Kerosene"

I'm waitin' on the sun to set cause yesterday aint over yet
I started smoking cigarettes there's nothing else to do I guess
Dusty roads aint made for walking, spinning tires aint made for stoppin'
I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me

I gave it everything I had and everything I got was bad
Life aint hard but it's too long to live it like some country song
Trade the truth in for a lie, cheating really aint a crime
I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me

Forget your high society, I'm soakin' it in Kerosene
Light 'em up and watch them burn, teach them what they need to learn HA!
Dirty hands aint made for shakin', aint a rule that aint worth breakin'
Well I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me

Now I don't hate the one who left
You can't hate someone who's dead
He's out there holding on to someone, I'm holding up my smoking gun
I'll find somewhere to lay my blame the day she changes her last name
Well I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me
Well I'm giving up on love HEY love's given up on me

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/13/2007 12:11:35 AM   
HeavansKeeper


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Status: offline 		>.< You don't mess with the car, it's a rule.  It's just a rule!

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RE: Before He Cheats - 6/13/2007 2:06:49 PM   
heartofakajira


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Status: offline 		it's the best kind of revenge....

destroy the man's FIRST love...HIS car heheheheh

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