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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/13/2007 9:42:23 PM   
darchChylde


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Why doesn't masterbation count as self love?!?!?!? WHY???????????


it does, though it was first termed self abuse; but for dear Michael, i seek him to find a more intimate form of love with himself




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Who put the ram in the ramalamdingdong?

E.


oddly enough, that was betty crocker


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Who put the dong in domidong? Should't it be domiminidong? 


of course that was Domiguy... no, it is a great piece of philosophical art and has no need of making sense


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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/13/2007 9:43:28 PM   
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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/13/2007 9:47:40 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Does anybody really know what time it is?

E.


wrong thread, ask the guy who let the dogs out


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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/13/2007 9:49:23 PM   
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
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"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/13/2007 10:14:29 PM   
darchChylde


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Hee hee...an answer guy who gets it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

E


none, thus ends all woodchuck questions... chuck norris showed up and the entire forest simply decided to become neatly stacked splinters in fear of a single roundhouse kick


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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/13/2007 10:28:50 PM   
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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/13/2007 10:45:03 PM   
darchChylde


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How do I convince a certain forum pooch that he'd be better off without his male-ish bits?


though i do not condone such an act, you asked and i must answer...

if you desire it, then he must deserve it... no need to be gentle

children's nyquil, then sleep, and finally safety scissors


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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/13/2007 11:59:16 PM   
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Here poochy-woochy puddin-puff *whistles softly*... here boy...

Ok darchChylde... how do I get him to come to me????


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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/14/2007 12:25:05 AM   
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Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh... you are GOOD!!! 

Here poochy-woochy puddin-puff *whistles softly*... here boy...

Ok darchChylde... how do I get him to come to me????



that's easy... put on the last dress or or pair of slacks that you would want to stain and just wait with a blunt object... i recommend a roled up copy of Penthouse's Denim Issue

when he comes to hump your leg, which he will (unless you scotch guard which is like puppy repellent)... whack him on the head, you will want to do this several times as the skull will be particularly thick; careful the hips may continue working until release, long after the head has become useless (it has been theorized that the boy parts have a mind of their own; but this is doubtful as there has been no evidence of brainwave activity in the male poochie... it is more likely that it is merely muscle memory like with some invertebrates)

after you have pried the specimen loose, burn the dress or pants and take a sip of the nyquil... then go to work with the scissors... if he wakes, simply be firm in your resolve and continue; he actually likes this, which you can soon see by the newly easygoing and tractable manner

glad to be of help... oooh nice dress, that looks expensive *starts to run over, but sees something shiny and goes off in another direction*


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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/16/2007 9:07:13 PM   
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why did this thread die so quickly?


silly boy, what makes you think people care what you think?  And don't you think this is a ridiculous and pathetic way to bump your back to the top and revive it?  IT WILL NEVER WORK!!!


< Message edited by darchChylde -- 6/16/2007 9:10:13 PM >

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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/16/2007 9:41:55 PM   
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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/16/2007 9:44:05 PM   
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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 6/16/2007 9:45:54 PM   
darchChylde


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Hey, look... new pants! Paid full price for them too! *shakes a leg in darchChyldes direction* Hmmm? Those? Those aren't anything... never mind what was in my hand *slips safety scissors into back of pants*... I have chocolate... *weg*


grows tail, tuck it between legs and runs... DAMMIT!!! who tells you all of my secrets? i shall hurt them bad by ignoring them... got a question pretty lady?


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RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, t... - 12/11/2007 7:15:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

How many times have you made out in the bathroom? 


WOW, nearly 6 months late; sorry cuddles, i thought my thread died and it turns out that it was me who kills it

ok, let's see... well i lost my virginity in an airplane bathroom, countless times in various showers, at least a couple of dozen times in bar and resturaunt bathrooms and about 30 minutes ago by myself, washing them seababies down




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