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Gauge -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/13/2007 9:32:05 PM)

My cat just farted. How long will it take until the air clears?




slavegirljoy -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/13/2007 9:34:59 PM)

Can i ask 2 questions?  (In addition to this question, that is.)
 
slave joy
Owned property of Master David




Mikal -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/13/2007 9:51:26 PM)

What makes you level, Level?




MistressLorelei -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/13/2007 10:00:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

*waves back at Miss Smart Britches*
 
You already are, lovely lady. [;)]
 
It's good to see you!


Awww....

Now, how do you always manage to make me smile?

Wait, I know this one.. Cause you're Level.

<waves back at her smartypants friend... while she smiles>

Good to see you as well.




Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 2:47:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Why do fools fall in love?

E.


For no other reason than they are fools. *Nazerath bdgins playing "Love Hurts"*




Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 2:48:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

My cat just farted. How long will it take until the air clears?


My God, what did he eat???....... I can smell it from here. Umm. Wednesday.




Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 2:50:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy

Can i ask 2 questions?  (In addition to this question, that is.)
 
slave joy
Owned property of Master David


Yes, you may. *smiles*




Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 2:53:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Mikal

What makes you level, Level?


The good lord above, and I eat lots of cheese, Mikal.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 3:48:23 AM)

Why don't you move to Kentucky? [;)]




soultoshare -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 3:54:46 AM)

diet pepsi or diet coke?




Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:21:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Why don't you move to Kentucky? [;)]


Despite there being at least one or two wonderful people in that fair state, my heart is in Texas. [:)]




Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:23:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soultoshare

diet pepsi or diet coke?


Definitely Diet Coke, the gold label one, without caffeine.




soultoshare -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:29:01 AM)

no caffeine?????  [sm=hair.gif]

Sorry....that's not a question, just amazement!

what are this saturday's winning lottery numbers here in AZ?  (Yes, I'll share if you're right!)




Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:33:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soultoshare

no caffeine?????  [sm=hair.gif]

Sorry....that's not a question, just amazement!

what are this saturday's winning lottery numbers here in AZ?  (Yes, I'll share if you're right!)


Come back Sunday for your answer [:D]




soultoshare -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:37:16 AM)

smart ass!!!!!




Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:45:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soultoshare

smart ass!!!!!


Yes. [;)]

That's three questions I've expertly answered for you now, a little gratitude is not out of order, ya know. [:D]




LadyEllen -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:50:50 AM)

Dear Level

As many will recall, I smoke quite a few cigarettes every day, and there are quite a few idiomatic expressions and slang used in relation to smoking all over the world. Should I plan to visit the USA, please could you tell me the correct local expression for "bumming a fag"?

Thanks
E




Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:58:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Dear Level

As many will recall, I smoke quite a few cigarettes every day, and there are quite a few idiomatic expressions and slang used in relation to smoking all over the world. Should I plan to visit the USA, please could you tell me the correct local expression for "bumming a fag"?

Thanks
E


Good day, Lady E. I have consulted the magic 8-ball, and have found that at most, there are 11 people in the USA that know "fag" as an expression meaning a cigarette. The other 99.999999% would attempt to sue anyone using the term, or worse, invite them to a Klan meeting.
 
Ask for a cig, a smoke, or a cancer stick. "Bumming" is correct usage over here, by the way.




LadyEllen -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 5:05:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Level
Ask for a cig, a smoke, or a cancer stick. "Bumming" is correct usage over here, by the way.


You mean, people really stick cigarettes up their arses in the US?

E




DominicsJoy -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 5:13:19 AM)

Long ago Sir I was involved with a publication writing under a nom de plume of "Mistress Orgasma Keeper of the Cosmic Karma." My co heart was writing under "Professor S. O. Teric", beleive me when I say that you bring back very warm memories of those times to me.

I thank you for the smile you have placed upon my face this morning and wish you a pleasant weekend.

One parting thought and question posed to ponder... Why does CollarMe extend an open hand in greeting to those who can neither read nor comprehend?
Yes, I try to be a good girl and bite my tongue... but someday I may be dumb with the appendage in a jar upon the mantle from being bitten in two. No matter what a profile or journal say, it seems that stupidity floats.

Best wishes to you and yours Sir.

Master's girl- joy




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