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MHOO314 -> Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 9:36:24 AM)
Ok, here is MY rant of the day---ok subs, you get trolled, pawned, propositioned, webcammed----heh heh ok well WE Dominas get begged, and I mean begged to issue the order for a penectomy and castration------WTF??? ok so the recent one I just got, says " i am very serious, i am 29 and i have given this much thought and i am seeking a strict Domina to make it happen"--- *well here is MY response---if you have thought this through, then you do not need Me to make it happen--simply SEND IT IN A BAG.* [8D]

MistressNoName -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 9:39:15 AM)
ewwwww.... [:'(]

LadyEllen -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 9:41:08 AM)
At least he'd be less of a dick afterwards E

MHOO314 -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 9:43:37 AM)
*ROTFL [8D]*

BossySSBBW -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 10:39:16 AM)
How do I tease and deny if it is all chopped off? ROFLMFAO Some men have the strangest fantasies.

mnottertail -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 10:41:42 AM)
you take it out of the paper bag, hold it out to him and say wouldn't you like me to use it on this ( Y ) ? Ron

MsKatHouston -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 10:42:52 AM)
The scary part about this happens when you get a mysterious package in the mail...

mnottertail -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 10:45:26 AM)
A violently beautiful woman such as yourself should be capable of handling it with all attentive aplomb. XO

Lashra -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 11:04:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen At least he'd be less of a dick afterwards E ROFLMAO, I nearly fell out of my chair on that one! ~Lashra

YourShyPet -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 11:08:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MHOO314 Ok, here is MY rant of the day---ok subs, you get trolled, pawned, propositioned, webcammed----heh heh ok well WE Dominas get begged, and I mean begged to issue the order for a penectomy and castration------WTF??? ok so the recent one I just got, says " i am very serious, i am 29 and i have given this much thought and i am seeking a strict Domina to make it happen"--- *well here is MY response---if you have thought this through, then you do not need Me to make it happen--simply SEND IT IN A BAG.* [8D] Wow... some of these boys should pay more attention to the news... because just this morning I was listening to the news in my car, and the DJ's where talking about one of the news stories about a man who for the SECOND TIME had his penis successfully reattached after his wife cut it off.... again.... FOR THE SECOND TIME. kittin

mnottertail -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 11:11:18 AM)
yep, that is some pretty hard playin' right there. Larry the Cable Guy

imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 11:14:04 AM)
"I don't care who you are, thats just funny right there"

KaramelGoddess -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 11:16:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen At least he'd be less of a dick afterwards E ROFL!!!! [sm=applause.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 11:45:23 AM)
Although everyone is laughing about this, and it is funny in a certain sense, it is a serious situation that I also run across. And it does get tiring. MH has a major point when she says, "just do it". If someone approached Me already castrated, I would not refuse the idea of M/s because of that. But when they come to Me asking Me to "make it happen", I back off fast. I am not interested in this as a kink, and I am pretty sure they are only interested in discussing it and getting off with their still attached dick. If one is really serious, then I say, just do it. I don't even need it sent to Me!

MHOO314 -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 2:07:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YourShyPet Wow... some of these boys should pay more attention to the news... because just this morning I was listening to the news in my car, and the DJ's where talking about one of the news stories about a man who for the SECOND TIME had his penis successfully reattached after his wife cut it off.... again.... FOR THE SECOND TIME. kittin *That's what happens when you don't respect limits![:o]*

thetammyjo -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 2:13:47 PM)
Then there are the weirdos who begin very nice and seem to be engaged in conversion but when you tell them they would be better off looking else where and even give them advice on how to do that, they turn all nasty. It must be very sad for someone to feel so bad about himself that he must lash out at others trying to be helpful. What a waste of time and energy those folks are. I wonder if they are ever able to learn and grow enough to find good relationships?

littlesarbonn -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 2:42:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thetammyjo Then there are the weirdos who begin very nice and seem to be engaged in conversion but when you tell them they would be better off looking else where and even give them advice on how to do that, they turn all nasty. It must be very sad for someone to feel so bad about himself that he must lash out at others trying to be helpful. What a waste of time and energy those folks are. I wonder if they are ever able to learn and grow enough to find good relationships? My hope is that after they put a few more years behind them, maybe they might grow and learn. My immediate thought is that they probably don't, but one can always put out a sense of hope.

Laura -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 2:50:48 PM)
I think approaching someone you do not know and asking for them to take charge of you (including removing body parts) is obnoxious and beyond rude. It assumes a hell of a lot. First, they expect you to care and actually want to participate. Second, they assume you want that responsibility. Thirdly, it is not different from some guy exposing himself in public. It is hugely self centred and totally inconsiderate of others.

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 3:01:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YourShyPet Wow... some of these boys should pay more attention to the news... because just this morning I was listening to the news in my car, and the DJ's where talking about one of the news stories about a man who for the SECOND TIME had his penis successfully reattached after his wife cut it off.... again.... FOR THE SECOND TIME. kittin You mean Bobbit cheated AGAIN?? Didn't he learn his lesson the first time. {giggles} Ok, can someone EXPLAIN to me WHY these guys what their dicks chopped off?? Imgaine mailing THAT via UPS, 'any biological or organic materials in this pacakge?' 'Yes, my dick, I'm sending it to a Domina on the east coast." lol

quietboynyc -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 3:04:05 PM)
Maybe they're imitating Vincent van Gogh.

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