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The bodilyfunction thread - 6/15/2007 12:49:54 PM   
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RE: The bodilyfunction thread - 6/15/2007 12:52:06 PM   
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RE: The bodilyfunction thread - 6/15/2007 1:01:45 PM   
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RE: The bodilyfunction thread - 6/15/2007 1:03:28 PM   
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RE: The bodilyfunction thread - 6/15/2007 2:06:50 PM   
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RE: The bodilyfunction thread - 6/15/2007 3:02:44 PM   
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RE: The bodilyfunction thread - 6/15/2007 5:20:46 PM   
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RE: The bodilyfunction thread - 6/15/2007 7:13:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

i almost did that one. wonders how long it will take for someone to ask what a queef is



Is that the same as a vart?

* belch * (note the ladylike belch, there)

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RE: The bodilyfunction thread - 6/15/2007 7:20:15 PM   
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RE: The bodilyfunction thread - 6/15/2007 7:30:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

i almost did that one. wonders how long it will take for someone to ask what a queef is



Is that the same as a vart?

* belch * (note the ladylike belch, there)

thornhappy


LOL.. I never heard the term "vart" before!  Love it!


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RE: The bodilyfunction thread - 6/17/2007 6:58:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

i almost did that one. wonders how long it will take for someone to ask what a queef is


Is that the same as a vart?

* belch * (note the ladylike belch, there)

thornhappy


LOL.. I never heard the term "vart" before!  Love it!


Varts (a musical note produced by a cunt trumpet) were the subject of a newspaper column, written by the sex advisor at one of my alma maters.  I about died laughing.

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