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stella40 -> RE: Favorite Silly Jokes? (6/21/2007 1:42:44 AM)
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We have an elderly man in hospital, hooked up to IV drip, heart monitor and oxygen mask. A nurse comes into the room and takes his temperature, recording it on the clipboard at the bottom of his bed. He calls the nurse back to him.
"What is it Mr Jones?" she asks
"Are my testicles black?" he asks anxiously. The nurse walks away disgusted.
So he waits a while but then decides to call another nurse over. Another nurse comes over and he asks her the same question. She walks away horrified. The same happens with another nurse.
Then the ward sister comes to him. "Mr Jones what seems to be the problem?" she asks.
"Are my testicles black?" he asks.
"We can't have you asking the nurses rude questions," said the sister," but we'll check." So the ward sister pulls the curtains round, pulls back the bedclothes, pulls down the patient's pyjama bottoms and checks.
"They seem quite normal to me," said the sister as a doctor walks up to the bed.
"Ah Mr Jones how are we feeling today?" asked the doctor, "You're looking much better. I think we can take you off the oxygen." The doctor asks the ward sister to disconnect the oxygen.
"Thank you doctor," said the patient after his oxygen mask was removed," I'm fine. I keep asking the nurses, and I'll ask you, are my test results back?"
Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
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