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Medical Terms Defined - 6/17/2007 10:34:35 PM

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We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for
each is listed below...

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say: "You're next."

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"

This should clear up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the
outcome since both ultimately result in death.

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RE: Medical Terms Defined - 6/17/2007 10:56:49 PM

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((rroollsss on the floor giggling) oh wow that was great thanks for shareing

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RE: Medical Terms Defined - 7/21/2007 10:42:50 PM

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The jokes in med school are even worse.

A nervous class of first years were about to begin their anatomy lecture. As the teacher strode in he announced "There are two traits that you must always know as a doctor. The first is that nothing in or of the human body should repulse you." With that he shoved one of his fingers up the nearby cadaver's ass and licked his finger. "Now, all of you do the same." After a great deal of hesitations and some vomiting all of the students complied. The instructor then said " The second most important trait is observation. I inserted my index finger and licked my middle finger."

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RE: Medical Terms Defined - 7/22/2007 6:00:36 AM

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lmfaooooooooooo

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RE: Medical Terms Defined - 7/22/2007 11:39:50 AM

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Rectocephaly; The condition of having one's head up one's own recum. Many people the world over suffer from this horrid condition. It leads to a gradual hypoxia of the brainm resulting in severe brain damage.

You too could suffer from this horrid condition beware! If you find yourself making inane statements at inoportune moments please visit your local physician immediatelly.

My own personal favorite medical-ism.

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RE: Medical Terms Defined - 7/22/2007 2:08:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jacobthm

Rectocephaly; The condition of having one's head up one's own recum. Many people the world over suffer from this horrid condition. It leads to a gradual hypoxia of the brainm resulting in severe brain damage.

You too could suffer from this horrid condition beware! If you find yourself making inane statements at inoportune moments please visit your local physician immediatelly.

My own personal favorite medical-ism.

Acme brand Glass Navels! the insta-cure for rectocephaly!

comes with a year's supply of glass cleaner, too.

kitten, who knows entirely too many people who NEED those....

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RE: Medical Terms Defined - 7/22/2007 6:40:28 PM

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I love this.. thank you so much for posting.. it laughed, it was good!

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RE: Medical Terms Defined - 7/22/2007 7:39:37 PM

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Here's on of my fav 'medical' jokes:

ANAL GLAUCOMA

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because is is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice.
"What the h*ll is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today..."

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RE: Medical Terms Defined - 7/22/2007 7:43:22 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jacobthm

Rectocephaly; The condition of having one's head up one's own recum. Many people the world over suffer from this horrid condition. It leads to a gradual hypoxia of the brainm resulting in severe brain damage.

The Med students at my old university called this Rectal Cranial Inversion syndrome. We were then easily able to sit around and mention people MIGHT have RCI while they were within hearing distance, and even had a few who were oncerned enough that we thought they had symptms that they brought it up to the school nurse She always knew who ot yell at afterwards!
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RE: Medical Terms Defined - 7/23/2007 9:10:39 AM

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Yep, that's what we called it too. One of the really sad things about RCIS is that it can be recurrent, treat someone, get them better... and they come down(up?) with it again.