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The Life Cycle Of A Man - 6/18/2007 3:37:11 AM

MarkMinette

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so Idecided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am just looking for a girl with big tits

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RE: The Life Cycle Of A Man - 6/18/2007 11:33:27 AM

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I seem to remember the joke starting with "when I was 14 I just looked for a girl with big tits."

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RE: The Life Cycle Of A Man - 6/18/2007 11:37:14 AM

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I seem to remember the joke starting with "when I was 14 I just looked for a girl with big tits."

You mean males are supposed to grow out of this????

OMG!!! Is something wrong with me??

LOL

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RE: The Life Cycle Of A Man - 6/18/2007 8:33:30 PM

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RE: The Life Cycle Of A Man - 6/19/2007 12:33:07 PM

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I thought Big tits was the number one thing men looked for and everything els was secendery or a bonus LOL

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RE: The Life Cycle Of A Man - 6/19/2007 5:08:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave

I thought Big tits was the number one thing men looked for and everything els was secendery or a bonus LOL

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Some prefer the hips and ass region, but the principle is essentially the same.

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RE: The Life Cycle Of A Man - 6/19/2007 8:39:55 PM

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HeavansKeeper-
LOL eather way it ammounts to them looking anywhere but at our eyes when they talk to us

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RE: The Life Cycle Of A Man - 6/21/2007 1:09:13 AM

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LOL eather way it ammounts to them looking anywhere but at our eyes when they talk to us

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

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RE: The Life Cycle Of A Man - 6/21/2007 11:49:11 AM

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ORIGINAL: HeavansKeeper

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ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave

HeavansKeeper-
LOL eather way it ammounts to them looking anywhere but at our eyes when they talk to us

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

The eyes... Up here... above the chin... no, UP... further up... tilt your head you can do it... LOL

And by the way 40D is NOT an I Q rating

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