farglebargle
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One day, Stalin is giving a lecture to his fellow Soviets and while he was going over the business of the day, someone in audience sneezed. Instantly, he looked up, a fierce frown on his face. "Who sneezed?" No one answered. So Stalin turned to the KGB officer and said, "Okay, take everyone from the first row out and shoot them." So the KGB does this. Then, he looks at the audience again and says, "Who sneezed?" Again, no one answers. So Stalin orders the KGB to shoot everyone in the secnd row. Finally, after this goes on a few more times, the sneezer gets so nervous he finally leaps up and shouts, sweat pouring down his face, "I sneezed, Comrade Stalin!" Stalin nods, looks at him and says, "You are the one who sneezed during my speech?" The man says yes. Stalin says, "God bless you. Let's continue with meeting."
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It's not every generation that gets to watch a civilization fall. Looks like we're in for a hell of a show. ברוך אתה, אדוני אלוקינו, ריבון העולמים, מי יוצר צמחים ריחניים
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