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.attackonthetesticle. - 6/18/2007 3:25:29 PM

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Woman Jailed for Testicle Attack

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A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriends testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/18/2007 3:31:24 PM

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Ok. That rates a 10.0 on my weird-o-meter. Kinda funny though.

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/18/2007 3:36:47 PM

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squirms just reading that. all i can say is ouuuuuccccchhhh

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/18/2007 3:52:55 PM

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This has to be my favorite part of the article:

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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/18/2007 4:15:34 PM

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What do you call a woman who can pull your testicles off with her bare hands?

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/18/2007 5:16:33 PM

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Here is my favorite quote from the woman:

"I am in no way a violent person."

How could someone say that after trying to EAT a man's left testicle.

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/18/2007 5:39:57 PM

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On the plus side, though, at least he has a friend he can count on... Not everyone will retrieve your disembodied, partially eaten testicle from a woman scorned.

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/18/2007 7:50:12 PM

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I hope she is in a all-female prison.

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/19/2007 12:53:06 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

What do you call a woman who can pull your testicles off with her bare hands?

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A student?

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/19/2007 4:11:14 AM

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Pissed....That would be my best guess.

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/21/2007 8:30:18 AM

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Ripping his testicles off !!!!!....with Her BARE HANDS!!!!!! Does anyone realize the sheer strenght and powerful force that would take? I mean, no knife; with her bare hands.....incredible. Think about it; there is alot of skin around the scrotum, and thick; to rip it off....and then to try to eat one......WOW; this is one incredible Domme.

Well, all I can say is.....the next time a woman tells him "No'" he'll listen more attentively.

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/21/2007 8:32:24 AM

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Now if the wench had sharp nails then perhaps she could rip them off...

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/21/2007 8:37:40 AM

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first, i don't see why people must relate this, even jokingly, to lifestyle. his wasn't the action of a Dominant woman, who would be in complete control in such a situation, who would never harm a man under Her control. This is the act of a woman who is hurt, angry, and a little humiliated. The amount of strength needed for such an act proves this (i remember somewhere that it would take 20 pounds of pressure per cubic inch of mass to do tear a man's testicles from his body), which most people cannot attain while in full control of their emotions.

second, from the article it seems more likely that she got upset when he told her "no". not the other way around

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RE: .attackonthetesticle. - 6/21/2007 9:02:58 AM

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Yeah, you are likely right about him saying no; she most likely asked him for his American Express card; he said no; and that pissed her off; and ...rrrrripppppppppp.

Joke about this.......why not; it's funnier than hell. Imagine the look on his face as she ripped off his balls.... and the pain, agony, AGONY....then tried to eat one, and spit it in his face. This gives such great graphic visuals to create. This should be in a movie...like when Magua cut out Monroe's heart and took a bite out of it. This is a fantastic visual creation. Too bad Xenia is off the air. I would copyright this if I were her. Remember Loraine Bobbit...now there is a name for you.....he should have seen it coming with a name like that.

Hey, you can laugh about this, make all the jokes you want...I mean it's not like Janet Reno reminding a bunch of congress 'officially elected'; to get seroius and stop making jokes and laughing about the Waco, Davidian massacre.

I agree with BountyHunter......she must of had real sharp fingernails...talons; and the grip on that woman...er, I mean, Woman. WOWIE!!!!! and she is not even a violent person...imagine if she was.

Anyone ever just finger flick your balls? Think about it.

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