HypnoticDan
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A husband and wife start to play a round of golf. The husband tees and when he hits the ball it goes waaaay off to one side and lands in a housing development, where they hear the faint but distinct sound of breaking glass. Knowing that it wouldn't be hard to figure out who was playing, they decide to go right over to the house and make amends.
When the door is opened they are suprised to see a tall, swarthy man. From the waist up he is chiseled muscle, from the waist down he is rediculous pajama pants.
"Thank you for freeing me from my prison!", says the stranger. "Your ball shattered my vase and now I am released, for which I will reward you with three wishes!"
The husband is ecstatic. "I want five million dollars, tax free, with no strings!"
"Done!" says the genie. "Check your bank account tomorrow morning."
"I want a porsche!"
"Done!" laughs the genie. "It will be in your driveway when you get home."
Now the husband realizes he's squandered two jokes in haste. "I want to be the greatest leader this nation has ever seen, and live to 200 without becoming decrepid."
"Done," cries the genie, "on one condition."
"Condition?" asks the wary husband.
"I have been trapped in that vase for three thousand years. Even a genie has needs! I will grant your request in return for one small favor: Let me pleasure your wife this afternoon."
"Well..." hesitates the man. "Done!" says the wife. "Think of everything you'll be able to do, honey!"
They proceed upstairs and for the next sevaral hours the only things heard are sounds of protest followed by cries of "More, more, please, more!" All the while the husband sits downstairs, dreaming of his bright future and the small price he is paying.
Eventually, the wife is allowed a moment of rest. "I can't believe we did all those things. I can't believe how much I loved it!"
Her partner rolls her over and ties her up again.
"I can't believe your husband still believes in genies."
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