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Pavel -> RE: 10 THINGS PEOPLE DON'T KNOW (6/6/2005 11:46:23 AM)
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Bored white guy's response to the things he doesn't know;
1. Elvis is not dead, he's a zombie.
2. I don't have children, I have a few clones (and well, I have children, but they don't count if you had them in Thailand).
3. Jesus was also not Elmo.
4. Sexy varies. Sometimes big is beautiful, othertimes, (if you're one of my customers from last summer at costco), it means you affect the tides when you go to the beach. Same for skinny, some people it looks ok, others one must worry about breaking them if you sneeze too hard.
5. It's not a stroller, it's a tactical toddler restraint/transport unit (TTrT for short)
6. Maybe, I still think both deserve only death
7. Yep, Jefferson also managed to juggle being a bit of a hypocrite with his open advocation of the Anti-Federalist/Democratic-Republican platform, while still borrowing heavily from the Federalist platform of expansion and economic development, perhaps as an realiztion that the idea of the yeoman-farmer had passed it's due.
8. I heartily advocate a butt whooping on people of all ages who appear to lack common sense/basic brain function.
9. My yellow and black lab beg to differ (they're all cute and stuff, and it's more, I pet them and they lick me kinda thing)
10. And that's why I invest in earplugs.
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