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why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 6/19/2007 12:33:18 PM   
sissybethy


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Status: offline 		1) They don't fart
2) They don't snore in bed
3) They'll only leave under your permission or if they were kidnapped
4) No matter how much you beat them up they won't fight back
5) They hate sports as much as you do and would rather snuggle
6) They won't come in raging drunk and couldn't care less if you did
7) They give really good cuddles, not just claim to.
8) They will always love you no matter what.
9) They are okay with sharing
10) They don't have anything fat and long that they demand your sucking on.
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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 6/19/2007 5:13:38 PM   
HeavansKeeper


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Status: offline 		I've given My Pet both... and I think she chose me =D

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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 6/22/2007 4:59:22 AM   
favesclava


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Status: offline 		but a teddy will never be better than a True Master

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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 6/22/2007 6:17:08 AM   
Usako


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Status: offline 		Teddy bears are hella cool, a lot easier to deal with than any man or woman.

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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 6/22/2007 7:43:12 AM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		They listen when you need to talk, complain, cry or whatever and they don't roll their eyes, look at their watch or fidgit.   [Better than girl friends too]

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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 6/22/2007 9:43:58 AM   
CrimsonMoan


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Status: offline 		They also don't care if you make them sit and watch teary chick flicks and eat ice crema straight from the container. well them and our gay best friends.

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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 6/22/2007 9:59:19 AM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 7/1/2007 3:43:26 AM   
habibi


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Status: offline 		*i* have a stuffed frog and a stuffed cat...teddy bears bore me.  i was over teddies by like 3. lol. they ARE better than a boyfriend....but have no shot when it comes to a loving Master. *sighs*

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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 7/2/2007 11:24:25 AM   
vampyerslave


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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 7/2/2007 12:11:03 PM   
instynctive


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Status: offline 		Hey.. I do that...  sit and watch girly flicks and eat ice cream from the container... ;-P


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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

They also don't care if you make them sit and watch teary chick flicks and eat ice crema straight from the container. well them and our gay best friends.

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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 7/2/2007 12:12:27 PM   
instynctive


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Status: offline 		Any man in the world can be replaced by a monkey and a vibrator, so it makes sense that teddy bears so easily out match us..  :-)


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ORIGINAL: sissybethy

1) They don't fart
2) They don't snore in bed
3) They'll only leave under your permission or if they were kidnapped
4) No matter how much you beat them up they won't fight back
5) They hate sports as much as you do and would rather snuggle
6) They won't come in raging drunk and couldn't care less if you did
7) They give really good cuddles, not just claim to.
8) They will always love you no matter what.
9) They are okay with sharing
10) They don't have anything fat and long that they demand your sucking on.

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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 7/2/2007 8:35:17 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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Status: offline 		Throw in a body pillow an I am all set; my flannel body pillow acts like another person in the winter to keep me warm. I can use it to sit up in bed andread, then just unfold it and cuddle and go to sleep. Still..... I think I will take a man, a man has arms to hold me tight when I need it.  

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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 7/3/2007 12:38:49 AM   
uwinceismile


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Status: offline 		i think ill go ahead with the patent on a life size teddy bear, complete with mechanical arm for spanking ;)   lol

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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 7/3/2007 4:38:25 PM   
HypnoticDan


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Status: offline 		11.  A teddy bear may not shave but at least he isn't going to start growing new hair in interesting places.
12.  Teddy bears require no "breaking in"
13.  If you think you can change a teddy bear... then you can.

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RE: why a teddy is better than a boyfriend - 7/4/2007 2:44:09 AM   
becca333


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quote:

ORIGINAL: uwinceismile

i think ill go ahead with the patent on a life size teddy bear, complete with mechanical arm for spanking ;)   lol


Put me on the list for one!

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