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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 3:57:10 AM   
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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 3:57:44 AM   
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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 3:58:08 AM   
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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:01:45 AM   
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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:03:41 AM   
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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:04:05 AM   
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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:06:19 AM   
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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:06:45 AM   
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Hello?"
"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."


***Long Pause***


***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ..........Is this 486-5731?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~most of us remain strangers to our selves, hiding who we are. and then ask other strangers, hiding who they are to love us. athoer unknown~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 

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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:08:07 AM   
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Top 10 Viagra Slogans

1. BUDWEISER AND VIAGRA "It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"

2. BOUNTY AND VIAGRA "The quicker pecker upper!"

3. CHEVY AND VIAGRA "Like a rock!"

4. FEDEX AND VIAGRA "When it absolutely, positively has to
be there TONIGHT."

5. THE ARMY AND VIAGRA "Be all that you can be."

6. BELL AND VIAGRA "Reach out and touch someone . . . for at
least an hour."

7. SECRET AND VIAGRA "Strong enough for a man, but MADE for a woman!"

8. MILLER LITE AND VIAGRA "Tastes great! . . . More filling!"

9. GENERAL ELECTRIC AND VIAGRA "We bring good things to life!"

10. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT "This is your penis . . .
This is your penis on drugs."



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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:09:11 AM   
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 The ABC's of ex wives

A is for Alimony ... the gift that keeps on giving.

B is for Balls ... which are now ours again.

C is for Court ... where you finally find out the
meaning of a good screw.

D is for Divorce ... the alternative to ax murder.

E is for Equitable Distribution ... another oxymoron.

F is for Flatulence ... finally we can let loose
without being criticized for causing the flowers to wilt.

G is for Gandhi ... someone you could actually say
had lost weight without having to lie.

H is for House ... which the bitch also got.

I is for Inmate ... where you also get to room with
Bubba when the child support is late.

J is for Jewelry ... the former great equalizer.

K is for Kids ... the best of everything.

L is for Lawyer ... whose most recent vacation you
just paid for.
M is for Mother ... and Oh what a Mother F**ker!

N is for Not tonight, I have a headache.

O is for Overdrawn ... what your checking account
always was.

P is for PMS ... what we say: "No, honey, you don't
look like you're retaining water." . . . what we mean,
"No wonder there's a citywide drought."

Q is for Quarter ... what YOU get for each dollar SHE gets.

R is for Rehearsal Dinner ... should never have
stayed for dessert.

S is for Sex ... thank goodness she rolled in her sleep.

T is for Throat ... the anatomic area she goes for
in the settlement.

U is for UPS ... the delivery guy you are on a first
name basis with, and who spent more time at your house
than you did.

V is for Visa ... one of several cards she maxed out.

W is for Wrong ... which you always were.

X is for X chromosome ... I swear some women have
more than two!

Y is for Yacht ... maybe the next guy will have one.

Z is for Zirconium ... I wonder if she ever figured
out that all her diamonds were Cubic Zirconium.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~most of us remain strangers to our selves, hiding who we are. and then ask other strangers, hiding who they are to love us. athoer unknown~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:09:34 AM   
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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:10:43 AM   
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~most of us remain strangers to our selves, hiding who we are. and then ask other strangers, hiding who they are to love us. athoer unknown~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:14:57 AM   
solitudesmiles


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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his

pecker.



According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring

in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to

slip the ring on his pecker while he was asleep.



I don't know what's worse:



1)  Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2)  Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your pecker.

3)  Or finding out your pecker fits through your wedding ring.


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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:16:44 AM   
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Body: 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.

2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his
cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered..."Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR

6. I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?"
"It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Submitted by RN no name

AND FINALLY!!!................
8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
Doctor wouldn't submit his name.
 
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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:48:17 AM   
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WASHINGTON - Police on Capitol Hill are baffled by an attempted robbery that began with a handgun put to the head of a teenager and ended in a group hug.

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It started about midnight on June 16 when a group of friends was finishing a dinner of marinated steaks and jumbo shrimp on the back patio of a District of Columbia home. That's when a hooded man slid through an open gate and pointed a handgun at the head of a 14-year-old girl.
"Give me your money, or I'll start shooting," he said, according to D.C. police and witnesses.
Everyone froze, including the girl's parents. Then one guest spoke.
"We were just finishing dinner," Cristina "Cha Cha" Rowan, 43, told the man. "Why don't you have a glass of wine with us?"
The intruder had a sip of their Chateau Malescot St-Exupery and said, "Damn, that's good wine."
The girl's father, Michael Rabdau, 51, told the intruder to take the whole glass, and Rowan offered him the whole bottle.
The robber, with his hood down, took another sip and a bite of Camembert cheese. He put the gun in his sweatpants.
The story then turns even more bizarre.
"I think I may have come to the wrong house," he said before apologizing. "Can I get a hug?"
Rowan, who works at her children's school and lives in Falls Church, Va., stood up and wrapped her arms around the armed man. The four other guests followed.
"Can we have a group hug?" the man asked. The five adults complied.
The man walked away a few moments later with the crystal wine glass in hand. Nothing was stolen, and no one was hurt.
Once he was gone, the group walked into the house, locked the door and stared at each other — speechless. Rabdau called 911, and police came to take a report and dust for fingerprints.
Police classified the case as strange but true. Investigators have not located a suspect. The witnesses thought he might have been high on drugs.
"We've had robbers that apologize and stuff but nothing where they sit down and drink wine. It definitely is strange," said Cmdr. Diane Groomes, adding that the hugs were especially unusual. "The only good thing is they would be able to identify him because they hugged him."

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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 4:56:22 AM   
solitudesmiles


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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 9:09:50 PM   
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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 9:43:42 PM   
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if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/17/2007 10:13:14 PM   
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RE: Do Post On This Thread! - 7/18/2007 4:42:20 AM   
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