ManInTheBox
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Little Johnny walks up to his dad and says he has a homework assignment where he has to describe the different between hypothetically and realistically. The dad says that he's not gonna tell him the answer outright but he'll give him a good example and tells Little Johnny to go ask his mom if she'd sleep with the mailman for 1 million dollars. Little Johnny comes back and says she said yes. Then the dad tells him to go and ask the sister the same thing. Again Little Johnny comes back saying the sister said yes. "Well there you have it" said the dad. "Hypothetically we're sitting on 2 million dollars. But realistically we're living with two sluts." :)
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