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Mikal -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 7:41:42 PM)
When the guy/girl next to you one the bus (the one with their own personal fly collection & has 2 feet space all around them even though it's rush hour and the bus is so full you don't have to worry about falling in the event of an accident) is looking mighty fine & tasty.

darchChylde -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 7:51:58 PM)
when you get excited by merging in traffic

fairerthanshe -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 7:56:21 PM)
when the closest you get to an M/s relationship is hitting the submit button when searching for your hobbit name...

Mikal -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 8:02:10 PM)
When you're het, and you are just praying that the gay person next to you will hit on you and mean it... (or gay wanting the het).

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 8:12:50 PM)
when everyone around you starts refering to you as "Father" (for males) or "Sister" (for females)

Mikal -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 8:21:33 PM)
You bum rush the bouquet toss at every wedding or the bride hands only YOU the bouquet.

darchChylde -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 8:28:09 PM)
can't believe this hasn't been said, but... when you're ME!!!

Mikal -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 8:29:44 PM)
Ppppppppppppttttttttttttttttt! I think michaelfofGeorgia would disagree... but that's just mho.

LadyPact -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 8:34:23 PM)
When you have to brush the dust off of your toy bag to remember what color it is.

darchChylde -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 8:37:15 PM)
when you have to brush the dust off of your c*ck to remember what color it is

LadyPact -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 8:50:02 PM)
You know it's been too long when the above comment makes you think about the actual dust instead of the c*ck.

nyrisa -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 9:09:28 PM)
When he orgasms, and it dust puffs fill the room. When the condoms are made out of leather, and held up by suspenders

slaverosebeauty -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 9:10:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire when the guy who runs the local adult vid store knows you well enough to wave on the street and ask you about your day. HEY!! The night manager at our local adult store gives me hugs, asks how I have been, asks me if I have lost weight and we play catchup in the office; ok, thats just sad, but, tey do carry more bdsm stuff and other 'goodies' now thanks to moi. I don't watch or read porn ever. So :P michaelof georgia, I am on the testing panel for one company, lol. I don't masturbate, so I get to test other stuff.... Ok, it has been too long.. {shakes head} That stuff was before MJ.. sheesh I miss Him. {looks for keys to toy bag}

fairerthanshe -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 9:11:53 PM)
when you are greatful for cock photos from a Dom...any Dom...please anybody...lol

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 9:39:08 PM)
when you forget who gets tied up......

dawntreader -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 9:40:03 PM)
When profiles without pictures or info of any kind become excellent wank material~

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 9:43:44 PM)
LOL ok you are worse of then me when this looks good to you ( . ) ( . ) (_I_) ( . ) ( . ) (_I_)

LadyPact -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 10:21:56 PM)
You know it's been too long when the stories your male friends tell you about their sexual encounters actually sound like the truth.

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 10:25:02 PM)
your greatest thrill is sticking your finger in a light socket...just to get off...

fairerthanshe -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 10:25:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 LOL ok you are worse of then me when this looks good to you ( . ) ( . ) (_I_) ( . ) ( . ) (_I_) ( . ) ( . ) ) ( ( v ) when this is your dream girl...

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