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MHOO314 -> Now Why Didn't I think of that? (6/21/2007 3:52:57 PM)
I just had an email from a submissive who informed Me that the reason I didn't have a sub was that it was all about Me, and that to be successful, TWO people have to have satisfaction in a relationship---- *No?? Now why didn't I think of that!!*

Viciousbabe -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (6/21/2007 3:55:23 PM)
Perhaps it's because you were too wrapped up in yourself...[8\|] hehe

Trampler -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (6/21/2007 3:58:08 PM)
Sounds like he was sulking because you didn't somehow fit his image of a Mistress. I have gotten a few of those. I would exchanging emails with someone for a few days, then say something they don't care for, their last note, (if there is one.) would be something like, well your too fat anyways. whatever.

MHOO314 -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (6/21/2007 4:16:27 PM)
*Funny part is, its the first email he sent, what a way to make friends---*

Politesub53 -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (6/21/2007 4:42:53 PM)
Maam, didnt anyone point out its all about "us" ! All You Dominas want is for us to lick Your boots. Yet the`re not even made of chocolate, thereby satisfying two cravings we have at once. What`s the world coming too these days ? [;)]

queencaliph -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (6/21/2007 5:45:18 PM)
That wasn't a submissive, that was what I call a sub-dominant. Definition: Pushy aggressive subs demanding to be dominated when where and how they want it. "I'm a submissive and your a dominant so you better start dominating me right now missy!!!!!!!"[sm=boxer.gif]

Fuzzyboy17 -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (6/21/2007 5:54:25 PM)
Dear Mistress, I saw your picture and for a D i think you smile too much! perhaps the other guy loves a stern female? For my part, you look just fine, and would love to serve a woman like you. Too bad you are so far away. I am sure that eventually a sub will come knocking at your door and he will be the one.

SlaveBlutarsky -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (6/21/2007 6:02:28 PM)
Is it too late to submit a nomination for the Nobel prize of philosophy? I think that guy makes a damn strong case.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (6/21/2007 6:43:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: queencaliph That wasn't a submissive, that was what I call a sub-dominant. Definition: Pushy aggressive subs demanding to be dominated when where and how they want it. "I'm a submissive and your a dominant so you better start dominating me right now missy!!!!!!!"[sm=boxer.gif] That's what I call a OSWAC. Only Submissive When Absolutely Convenient. Meaning he's only sub when it's convenient for him to be one, only in the ways he's comfortable submitting and only if I dominate him the way he wants to be dominated. Uhhhh, No, I don't think so. . For MH00314...Don't you love it when they try to make a great first impression??

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (6/21/2007 6:45:06 PM)
But, but, you mean it isn't all about Me? Blink Blink

YesMistressIrish -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (6/21/2007 6:46:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: queencaliph That wasn't a submissive, that was what I call a sub-dominant. Definition: Pushy aggressive subs demanding to be dominated when where and how they want it. "I'm a submissive and your a dominant so you better start dominating me right now missy!!!!!!!"[sm=boxer.gif] ROFLMAO!! puuurfect! Thanks for the belly laugh! M Irish

jamesthehumanrug -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (7/8/2007 6:07:41 PM)
dear, m who,[:-] i love your user name!!!; it's so g. d. funny! everytime i see it -it cracks me up-fatally.; anyway , i'm so sorry someone faults you for anything that comes natural to you , thats not unlike telling me.... i probably needed a lawyer ; YA RITE!????? , (jonny come lately, .... , w/ a swolen bulbus for a brain .... ) , why did'nt i think of that ''get a lawyer !'' ,especially ,when i got ,SO g.d.SCREWED i never found my way out - stuck for the rest of my ruined forever agrieved ;DAMAGED LOST and ravaged life!; robbed ; ripped of fame and fortune ,millions of dollars gone ; not a single g d dime for my efforts; my money spread out all over hollywood; the world and, back! and , i dont have a penny ,or happy mistress,or mom , to show for anything ,nor do i even have the normal protection for my sacred -lifestyle and mistress,i havent even got enuff rites to save my own mothers' life, if i wanted or had to!!!!! ...;slandered ; displaced; everyone close- ripped and slaughtered around me , by my BEAUTIFUL nice and sound family etc etc etc .....,SO.... YA -RITE , how do i breathe ,w/out YOU telling me how !?......... MY FAULT; YOU'RE RITE ; I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN;AND SUED SOMEONE rite away;called ''lawyer referral services''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! etc damn- who knew! ,but, '' m.- who'', really truely is the very funnist thing i ever saw on collar me ,or anyplace,for a name. it hits you' ,in your face!' its almost as if youre laffing ,at all the hapless slaves out there who just ,may be lost ,w/out you , and/or soon will be pleading to be ,w/ you ,just ,as a natural prediction of being an m. ,however ,.... weather you are ,w/ someone,or ,not - my simple guess is: it's because you choose not to be ,w/anyone, or- no one's good enuff -. (our loss ,not your problem.) but , you certainly show a sense of humor and intelligence,w/ enuff arrogance ,in your personality ,to attract all the masochistic beings and personalities in the world like a magnet !! ,maybe, that's why you chose to be alone!? lets face it: m's are not ''gods'- gift '' ,but,rather the other way around .... quote: ORIGINAL: MHOO314 I just had an email from a submissive who informed Me that the reason I didn't have a sub was that it was all about Me, and that to be successful, TWO people have to have satisfaction in a relationship---- *No?? Now why didn't I think of that!!*

MHOO314 -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (7/8/2007 6:27:18 PM)
*james!!!! where the heck have you been!! I've missed you!! Hugs!* *and by the way, it stands for Mistress Hathor of Orleans----mhoo---smiles*

MistressSassy66 -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (7/8/2007 6:39:32 PM)
Just have to love the well thought out emails.

Politesub53 -> RE: Now Why Didn't I think of that? (7/9/2007 2:07:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck But, but, you mean it isn't all about Me? Blink Blink Never mind me Ma`am, i was sleep typing ! [;)]

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