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GreyStorm -> When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/7/2005 6:20:08 PM)

and you have no air conditioning, do you prefer to

A) Take a hot bath so you can relax and then when you get out it'll feel cooler around you?

or 2) Take a cold bath and watch your testicles shrivel up but you feel so much colder and happier while inside the tub?




mnottertail -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/7/2005 6:32:21 PM)

Sauna-- hands down

Ron



Sweeticing -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/7/2005 6:52:54 PM)

Darn I don't have the testicles to shrivel up so I guess I will have to make my own part. I know what your talking about it has been 50s for months then this week its has been 95-100 no shit. so its a shock . we are use to this hot weather in July not June. I try and keep the house cool with ceiling fans and A/C plus I take a lot of cool showers .

Course my favorite thing about hot weather is usually you end up with a evening thunder storm So you can go out and "Play" in the cool rain.



mistoferin -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/7/2005 7:12:21 PM)

I prefer a cooler bath in the summer heat, and red hot ones in the winter. Either way, they are best enjoyed with a cold imported beer and some POPCORN.



GreyStorm -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/7/2005 7:16:20 PM)

I knew popcorn was gonna be mentioned when I saw you post erin....hehehe. Now I am off to enjoy a relaxing soak. I just wish I had someone to share my popcorn with tonight.



GreyStorm -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/7/2005 7:18:48 PM)

Forgot to add, Air on G string is playing. Somehow I have sex on my mind now.



mistoferin -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/7/2005 7:29:35 PM)

quote:

Somehow I have sex on my mind now.


And this would be an unusual occurence?



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/7/2005 7:30:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreyStorm
and you have no air conditioning, do you prefer to

or 2) Take a cold bath and watch your testicles shrivel up but you feel so much colder and happier while inside the tub?

Since I have no testicles, while I would still do a cooler shower,
My vote is take your shrivelled testicles to best buy and bring back an air conditioner asap... How can you sleep in this heat? M



Quivver -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/7/2005 9:20:30 PM)

Bright Orange Pool floaty 2/3 of the way blown up down in the big pond in the pasture. 2/3's cause when you lay on it the water can get over the sides. only one hazzard....... snapping turtles.



GreyStorm -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/7/2005 10:07:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

Somehow I have sex on my mind now.


And this would be an unusual occurence?


Surprisingly, yes.



onceburned -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/7/2005 11:25:36 PM)

quote:

only one hazzard....... snapping turtles.


Well, that would take care of the testicles dilemma that Greystorm mentioned.



sub4hire -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/8/2005 7:33:16 AM)

I'd like a cold bath and I would'nt even mind watching yout testicles shrink up for me. How often is it we get a bath and entertainment at the same time?



SweetDommes -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/8/2005 10:39:18 AM)

It must be the switch in me, but I'm middle of the road. I took a warm shower today - same temp as I do the rest of the year. I have to be comfortable while I'm in the shower, to hell with after ... but then again, we have window unit A/Cs so all I have to do is go hang out in the office or bedroom and I'm fine [:D]



foreverfrost -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/8/2005 11:13:27 AM)

I go hang out in Wal-Mart for a few hours and set up me a place in the sporting good department or grab a chair and drag it over to electronics and play x box until they close. Since they have these new nifty 24 hour supercenters, why should I leave?



GreyStorm -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/8/2005 6:50:39 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sub4hire

I'd like a cold bath and I would'nt even mind watching yout testicles shrink up for me. How often is it we get a bath and entertainment at the same time?



Oh sure, YOU wouldn't mind.....I sure would though. Hehehehe



Lepidoptera -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/8/2005 8:24:06 PM)

I go for a lukewarm shower !



dixiedumpling -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/8/2005 11:25:08 PM)

GreyStorm,
Ever see that sweet movie called Simon Birch? There is a scene in the movie where the two boys race to the quarry and jump into the cold water. Then they get into a verbal dual over how their testicles feel. Size of grapes or raisins? Very cute.

Old enough to remember signs is stores saying they had "Air Conditioning"? AC is the saving grace of the south.

I'd vote for the cool bath or shower or hanging out in an air conditioned store. But I don't recommend Wal-Mart. They keep them too hot here, summer and winter.




happypervert -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/9/2005 8:53:02 AM)

I like to go out and set in mah crick (or sit in my creek or stream to you city slickers). It was cool and refreshing yesterday, and not really so cold to be scrotum shriveling. However, there are no snapping turtles in mah crick -- if there were I'd do some some shriveling to make them less of a target.



snmsub -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/9/2005 4:38:35 PM)

A tepid bath, then a half an hour in front of a fan...

or you could run through the sprinkler naked for the afternoon!



Sweeticing -> RE: When it is 90 freaking degrees outside.... (6/9/2005 7:08:58 PM)

I like your icon snmsub its diffrent...[;)]



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