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15 Hilarious Church Signs - 6/22/2007 9:21:27 AM

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and other odd stuff

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 6/22/2007 10:39:26 AM

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Those are great.

Check out "The Most Unfortunate Logos Ever", also. *L*

http://www.oddee.com/item_86090.aspx

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 6/22/2007 11:39:32 AM

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omg... on a pic of a sign for a Noland Road Baptist Church "THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES" ... if they only knew ROFLMAO

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 6/22/2007 11:51:16 AM

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Seriously... a sign on an Evangelical Lutheran Church... One side says "rent this building for pennies meetings receptions ect" other side says... "Rent this building for Penis meetings" My Master took a pic of it on his phone because we Knew nobody would believe us.

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 6/22/2007 12:34:54 PM

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go here and make your own signs....i have a few that are amusing as heck.

Church Sign Generator

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 6/22/2007 12:41:56 PM

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Great site; Thanx

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 6/23/2007 1:29:13 PM

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that's just TOO funny!

almost makes me want to change religions to xtianity ... almost ... cuz paganism doesn't have cute little signs ...

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 6/23/2007 6:56:32 PM

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But we got great bumper stickers! A personal fave is " I Found Jesus! He was behind the couch the whole time!" Well I know thats not a pagan one, but still funny

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 6/25/2007 2:05:03 AM

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 7/25/2007 11:37:00 AM

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Sign on a Church on 35th Ave in SW Seattle: "Staying in bed on Sunday morning screaming Oh God does not constitue going to church"

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 7/25/2007 12:10:40 PM

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that church sign generator is going to be hours of fun...

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 8/19/2007 2:19:17 PM

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And some hilarious church bulletin bloopers:

http://www.mamarocks.com/church_bloopers.htm
http://www.dobhran.com/humor/GRhumor539.htm
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_348.htm

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 8/19/2007 2:27:45 PM

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hehehe....when i visited costa rica this summer, they had some hilarious ones! i wish i could remember all of them.

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 8/19/2007 4:21:29 PM

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my fave bumpersticker after the jesus behind the sofa one is Jesus is coming , look busy.

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 8/19/2007 4:52:10 PM

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I'm not convinced all of those are bloopers... some may in fact be accidental truths.

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RE: 15 Hilarious Church Signs - 8/19/2007 4:58:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Trampler

But we got great bumper stickers! A personal fave is " I Found Jesus! He was behind the couch the whole time!" Well I know thats not a pagan one, but still funny

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