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maybemaybenot -> I think you are the father of one of my kids (6/22/2007 11:35:50 AM)
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God , are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks i nto his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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